Home and Away Spoilers - dead, divorced, pregnant, married, cast into the Ocean for leaving the cult...

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Spoiler page. Last one started on 2018 🤣 in a world without a pandemic, when Colbs walked free and no one knew who a Parata was.

We thought Robbo and Jas were wrong for each other and Tori should tap that ass not get the turkey baster out. Olivia and Hunter hadn't left and Bella was still missing and Leah hadn't fell for Justin but Zig had for Brodie and Mason was still alive. Ma Astoni might not live but she did and they hadn't moved away and Taffy hadnt been sent away to live with dirty dog who broke Ziggy's heart before her parents left for Italy and Robbo got Tori pregnant and Leah moved in with Justin and Jazzy married Robbo who died in a car crash after the bad guys caught him bit not before he and Jas had cared for Grace whilst Tori was in a coma and Mason died and Colby went to jail and Bella was found and Olivia and Hunter went for good and Alf's dead wife came back from the dead because he knew all along she wasn't really dead but he didn't know about her secret love child who only she can now see. And now Brodie is gone with his Scarlet woman and Ziggy has loved and dumped Dean for helping Colby hide his murder of Bella's Dad which cost Colby his marriage and now his freedom bit hey Willow will be back and so will Dean's son and there's still his sister who's pregnant with a baby Parata after picking the eldest but listing after the youngest who's now with Ziggy her house mate. And Jas is getting over Robbo but probably getting under Lewis who hates Christian who's engaged to Tori who's the mother of Grace and the step daughter of Jas. Did I miss anything? Oh back then Mas still loved John bit god knows why and now they're split up and he's with Susie who's clearly a bad 'un and set to cause strife and ruin Leah's life. Ryder's still Ryder and Roo is still single, Irene still needs to get laid.

The video on Instagram looks great doesn't it!

I'll be sorry if Susie croaks it before everyone gets their money back. And also sorry if Justin didn't actually do anything but has been implicated.

I hope Mack is ok and recovers. I think Ari has treated her so badly. The actress playing Mack is doing it really well.

I think he does SOMETHING but just not THAT

Oh maybe a painkiller overdose induced amnesia, so Justin isn't actually sure what he's done?!

I think it's a painkiller cold turkey induced amnesia.

Goodness it's all looking so dreary at the moment, but I just can't stop watching.

I was reading the Aussie spoilers on BTTB this morning and given they're weeks ahead it's still similar SLs with not that much progress - not sure what I'm expecting with a soap opera but hey

The new copper might bring some excitement!

btw, I skipped/missed a few eps a few months back - has Colby died in prison yet?! Last I remember he was telling them to lives their lives and never see him again but Bella seems to have recovered quite well from that (unless I've missed a lot more - possible)

Does anyone know what happens between Nik and Bella following Sienna's intervention - the spoilers hint that he becomes obsessed with his looks and wants Tane to train him at the gym.... but nothing about him and Bella ...

Don't Bella and Nik split up?
I can't remember where I read it, but I'm sure they do. Think it's because Nik is getting more into the modelling world etc which puts a spanner in the relationship.

Colby is Alive. He killed a criminal in jail to prove he was Tough and now he'll be in jail longer but no one will mess with him.

Ah ok - alive but out of the story 👍

Dean told him to do whatever he needed to do so he did it, and he told them to not visit. So she's moved on

Will Justin end up leaving to go to rehab?

Oh is he due to have some time off? If not it'll be one of those miraculous recoveries with Irene offering some sage advice

I was watching yesterday's episode. I just wondered how he's going to get past it. You're right though, Irene will probably pop up with one of her pep talks about addiction and all will be well again!

I'm worried with all the chat about being over worked were leading up to a heart attack story for Alf.

Oh god I know, I couldn't cope if Alf had a health scare. He holds the entire show together as far as I'm concerned. I was hoping someone would come up with the idea of hiring Tane to manage the Bait Shop and / or look after the Caravan Park. He needs a job and Alf needs to concentrate on the Surf Club / visiting Martha.

I was thinking the same @CurbsideProphet he basically IS the show.
And Tane would be a great help at the Bait Shop - he should be proactively asking around for jobs anyway!

I sent this two messages to DH recently while watching H&A:

Alf just said he's been "flat out, like a lizard drinking" 😂

And now someone is "as useless as a one legged man in a kicking contest" 🤭

It's not the same for me when he's away!
Alf said he put a notice up in the Diner. I don't know why Ari hasn't stuck is nose in yet and applied on Tane's behalf. That seems the sort of thing he would do.

I wonder what will happen to the bait shop/diner and Bella/Dean's apartment now that the people who own the building are demolishing it.

I reckon some sort of explosion that damages it, insurance will rebuild or but they'll take the chance to redesign it.

Ignoring his criminal past, I do find it weird Zig is happy to date someone who's primary occupation is working out.

Once he'd used up any dodgy savings Ari must have been paying for everything so how does he afford a gym subscription and these nights out? Now he's living at Ziggy's at least Nik and Mia can contribute but he's gonna be freeloading off Ziggy instead.

Agree the bait shop and odd job man would suit him fine but it's so beneath him. He only did Ari's job so Ari still had one so could keep paying for everything.

God I'm really angry with him now.

He'd be a proper cocklodger on here if Ziggy posted

Dear MN, my bf has recently moved in with me but he doesn't have a job and never has. He used to a criminal but he's put it all behind him for love. But that means me and his brother are constantly paying for stuff. However the sex is amazing. AIBU to think he needs to take any job available not wait for something that suits him?

Poor Ryder wanted to follow on jobless Tane's shoes... Ie get everything off everyone else. But Roo and Alf saw to that, Maybe Alf and Roo need to have a word with Tane too 😂

Nah he'd have found his own way. He was just enjoying his first proper gf.

But yes, Alf needs to take TNe in hand

Completely agree about Tane. I'm still annoyed they went down the "Ziggy can't be single for 5 minutes" route.

@SleepingStandingUp I think you've called the Alf medical emergency storyline 😩

And now someone is "as useless as a one legged man in a kicking contest

That was bloody brilliant! But when is Leah going to finally cotton on that Justin is addicted to painkillers. I mean how much evidence does she need?

Oh no, poor Tori is gonna be single again....

Didn't Brody have a drug addiction started off by pain killers?

I feel sorry for the Morgans they can't catch a break and poor Tori.
I don't know why but I don't like Christian anymore he's becoming really obnoxious and has a god complex