Home and Away Spoilers - dead, divorced, pregnant, married, cast into the Ocean for leaving the cult...

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Spoiler page. Last one started on 2018 🤣 in a world without a pandemic, when Colbs walked free and no one knew who a Parata was.

We thought Robbo and Jas were wrong for each other and Tori should tap that ass not get the turkey baster out. Olivia and Hunter hadn't left and Bella was still missing and Leah hadn't fell for Justin but Zig had for Brodie and Mason was still alive. Ma Astoni might not live but she did and they hadn't moved away and Taffy hadnt been sent away to live with dirty dog who broke Ziggy's heart before her parents left for Italy and Robbo got Tori pregnant and Leah moved in with Justin and Jazzy married Robbo who died in a car crash after the bad guys caught him bit not before he and Jas had cared for Grace whilst Tori was in a coma and Mason died and Colby went to jail and Bella was found and Olivia and Hunter went for good and Alf's dead wife came back from the dead because he knew all along she wasn't really dead but he didn't know about her secret love child who only she can now see. And now Brodie is gone with his Scarlet woman and Ziggy has loved and dumped Dean for helping Colby hide his murder of Bella's Dad which cost Colby his marriage and now his freedom bit hey Willow will be back and so will Dean's son and there's still his sister who's pregnant with a baby Parata after picking the eldest but listing after the youngest who's now with Ziggy her house mate. And Jas is getting over Robbo but probably getting under Lewis who hates Christian who's engaged to Tori who's the mother of Grace and the step daughter of Jas. Did I miss anything? Oh back then Mas still loved John bit god knows why and now they're split up and he's with Susie who's clearly a bad 'un and set to cause strife and ruin Leah's life. Ryder's still Ryder and Roo is still single, Irene still needs to get laid.

Not yet - it’s Bree-Remi-Jacob fiasco currently playing out.

How her hair and makeup remain flawless throughout is modern day miracle 🤔

Oh good
ill watch both episodes tomorrow

Tane and Flick are waaay too loved up. And the community rallying - the “best I’ve ever made” wedding cake, John gathering contributions for a prezzie, the Ute 😩

THIS MAY BE A SPOILER as I can't remember if it was the 6pm or 6.30pm episode last night -

Did anyone else just LOVE Dean and Ziggy in the birthing class? Obviously we were supposed to think it was pretentious but the lift scene was brilliant.

Fed up with Flick and Tane now - and also Cash and Eden. I liked Cash when he first joined the show but hes just irritating now with his moroseness and misery and hangdog expression.

Oh Cash has been SO dreary from the beginning - a real uptight energy vampire/ victim. Not sure what Eden sees in him.

Xander is other dreary one - I can’t believe he’s Chris Hemsworth’s (aka Kim Hyde’s) cousin irl!

Loved the birthing class scene 😅

@AiryFairy1 oh yes Xander - him and Stacey just make me want to🤮 - do you think he is pretending not to be able to act so he doesn't get compared to his cousin or if he is really that wooden? What happened to his PTSD storyline? Did it get resolved overnight like so many trauma things in H&A?

Did anyone else think WTF at the wedding cake? They were making out that it only needed a few bits to finish but it looked awful! Big but not finished by any means. Bet Justin had real problems pretending all that polystyrene was heavy

😢 at all the wedding preps

Big disaster cue!

Who is Tex trying to target? I can’t remember who is beef was with.

I didn't know that about Xander actor!

Cash. Cos of the sting op on the bikers gang

Ahh ok

So they were expecting Cash to be driving

OMG Bree gets pregnant and doesn’t know whether Remi or Jacob is the father!

Oh wow!! 😱😱

Yup. Hoping its Remi's 😒

I've noticed Ziggy's baby has a touch of the Gave about him, for any neighbour fans. She looks very advanced for a few weeks old 🤣

I'm glad there's a few happy endings coming up at least.

Gabe must be a giant by now!

How many weeks is Ziggy? I've not been watching much as I find the band unbearable, but I'm watching yesterday's and Ziggy looks like she's in her 3rd trimester. I'm all confused as I thought she only found out recently.

12 week scan turned out to be more 20 but I think they're in a bit of speed trip to get her delivered and some time with baby before their contracts end

That makes sense @SleepingStandingUp

I'm quite sorry that I'm not enjoying H&A. I've been watching regularly for years and years and this is the first time I've really taken against characters as much as the band and Xander.

I’m ok with the band now that other lead singer has gone. Still
can't get on board with Theo and kirby.

but Xander ... wtf is he thinking?? It’s been about 3 weeks hasn’t it with his open relationship gf. Too soon Xander!

With Remi’s hand injury, the band might not be The Band for a while (hopefully).

Theo/Kirby are kinda mid as a couple - not very cute or arguey or anything, just place fillers 😅 maybe a big SL for them round the corner - a pregnancy scare, which either Brings them together-we’re gonna get married right now and have many babies, or Wields the Axe of Doom.

Oh no has Xander done something comment worthy?! I think he and Cash could take a long walk off a short pier (as I imagine Alf saying!) Catch up this eve.

But Cash is pretty to look at. Please can we keep the very limited eye candy. I like it when he stands there silently and looks a bit Doe eyed

Xander has asked her to move in with him! He’s going to end up with another tat isn’t he.

Noooo! Even sitting at Eden’s bedside … wooden wooden doe-eyed wooden 😂

Tane and Nik (& maybe Dean) are plenty for me 😅

Oh god - that man is going to be walking tattoo

Does Bella get in touch with Nik soon?