Home and Away Spoilers - dead, divorced, pregnant, married, cast into the Ocean for leaving the cult...

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Spoiler page. Last one started on 2018 🤣 in a world without a pandemic, when Colbs walked free and no one knew who a Parata was.

We thought Robbo and Jas were wrong for each other and Tori should tap that ass not get the turkey baster out. Olivia and Hunter hadn't left and Bella was still missing and Leah hadn't fell for Justin but Zig had for Brodie and Mason was still alive. Ma Astoni might not live but she did and they hadn't moved away and Taffy hadnt been sent away to live with dirty dog who broke Ziggy's heart before her parents left for Italy and Robbo got Tori pregnant and Leah moved in with Justin and Jazzy married Robbo who died in a car crash after the bad guys caught him bit not before he and Jas had cared for Grace whilst Tori was in a coma and Mason died and Colby went to jail and Bella was found and Olivia and Hunter went for good and Alf's dead wife came back from the dead because he knew all along she wasn't really dead but he didn't know about her secret love child who only she can now see. And now Brodie is gone with his Scarlet woman and Ziggy has loved and dumped Dean for helping Colby hide his murder of Bella's Dad which cost Colby his marriage and now his freedom bit hey Willow will be back and so will Dean's son and there's still his sister who's pregnant with a baby Parata after picking the eldest but listing after the youngest who's now with Ziggy her house mate. And Jas is getting over Robbo but probably getting under Lewis who hates Christian who's engaged to Tori who's the mother of Grace and the step daughter of Jas. Did I miss anything? Oh back then Mas still loved John bit god knows why and now they're split up and he's with Susie who's clearly a bad 'un and set to cause strife and ruin Leah's life. Ryder's still Ryder and Roo is still single, Irene still needs to get laid.

Oh no I will miss Dean and Ziggy. Their storyline is the only one I'm bothered about.

A nice open leaving might be better than them staying long enough to be killed or cheat tho. Altho she needs to give birth. We need to see Dean cradling a newborn.

DS said this when I said they might be leaving - good job! If they get to leave and they’re still both alive and together with a healthy baby, that’s more than most Summer Bay inhabitants manage!

In other news, Nik is definitely leaving. I imagine it’ll be linked to Bella’s brief return - am hoping we see those two head off happily into the sunset as well. That leaves only Tane left of the whole Parata family - Ari, Gemma, Mia, Chloe, Nik all gone!

I didn't know Bella was briefly returning, be sad to see Nik go but I hope he and Bella will get back together

Well they def have a baby!!! First pics released. So we want a girl out a boy? What do we reckon for a name? How about Ocean?? What is Deans surname?

Enjoyed today’s. Only caught the last half. Are channel 5 not showing at lunch time anymore?

Dean Thompson - so Ocean Thompson 😂 Maybe they’ll call it Colby - or how about River?! 😁

The actor who plays Irene has confirmed on her Instagram that Dean and Ziggy have left 😕

But leaving with Ocean Colbie Surfia so good leaving

Oh no, I love Dean and Ziggy, won't be the same without them ☹️

So, Bree.... What's your predictions? I'm hoping for not a cliche

Oh, I know how the Bree story line turns out! Do you want me to spill?

Erm... she ends up killing Jacob in self defence? I hope it’s not that though. I’d rather a well executed escape and he gets sent to prison.

Go on NewCross.

Hoping it isn't
A. She kills him, Remi covers until Cash The Mighty figures it out with Rose Still Fancies You and she gets off with a light sentence and he's a hero
B. He kills her, Remi kills him, hides the body, mopes around. Unless he reveals it all in a song he writes for the band on the night their about to get signed big and Theo has too sing it and they realise as they sing its true.

As far as I can work out from the snippets I’ve read, Jacob finds out about the affair that Bree and Remi are shortly to start having. He holds both Bree and Remi captive for a while, breaking the bones in one of Remi’s hands so he can no longer play guitar (or so Jacob hopes).

Not sure how that situation plays out, but the next bit I’ve read is that he takes Bree away with him, leaving Remi behind, and hides out in the bush with her as his prisoner, basically. And one day, he catches her writing a letter to Remi and beats her up: she comes round to find him digging her a grave so she hits him with a shovel and kills him. Mercifully, I think she turns herself in to the police straight away, so we don’t have that ridiculous Colby storyline again.

so there you go, your typical understated, not at all melodramatic, H&A story 😂

That sounds very dramatic! But I do wish they’d done it sensibly.

Let's hope it doesn't go on to long. 3 months in the outback....
She'll have a pregnancy scare...

I'm not really watching atm as I still can't stand the band 😩

Oh I hadn’t even thought they’d try to stretch it out!!

They don't end up anywhere near the outback and nor does he hold her captive for too long but there is a death.

It's less the band and more
Theo and thingy making eyes at each other
Cash and thingy staring at each other when the other isn't looking
Bree and thingy making sad faces at ea h other

, 😂😂

I like Remi and Eden but can’t stand Kirby. And why do the women in that band have such awful dress sense?

Spoilers suggest Remi at least stays around as he and Bree have been spotted filming, but I don’t know about the rest. The next new character to come in is someone connected to Dean’s work at the board shop - I wonder if he’ll be lined up to take that over when Dean and Ziggy leave.

I was wondering if they’d keep the farmhouse set but then remembered that Mac lives there. I think it’s a shame they seem to have finally ditched Irene’s house as a set/place for all the lost souls to end up. I liked that house with its mysteriously flexible number of upstairs bedrooms!

Oh yes, the spoilers!! (Just getting back into HAA after a 4 month break 😅)
So I think I saw on IG the baby’s name is Isabella? But they’re leaving?!?!
Was NOT expecting that from Bree and her quivery lip😳
I’m not too fussed re the band girls - is there a reason Eden and Cash can’t be together despite gazing at each other longingly… maybe the recovery of the stolen wedding dresses puts an end to all that. Oh yes we love each other, let’s make it work this time (just in time for uk Valentine’s Day 🥰❤️)

Yes, Dean and Ziggy are leaving. We have a ‘Ziggy can’t bond with the baby’ storyline to come first though.

And after the drama of the wedding day car crashes, Flick turns to the bottle for comfort and Eden loses her memory and has no recollection of her relationship with Cash! Because of course, as soon as she’s injured, he decides he does love her after all.

I need to catch up

Me too. Have I missed the crash?

Typical that Cash realises when Eden’s memory is free of him.