Och I don’t like Mike. I think he is just fine with a woman as long as she remains a series of holes. For entrance only. Nothing is to come out of the pie one. No criticism. No chat back. No nagging. No opinion.
Look beautiful with your big bouncy hair. Be accommodating with your orifices. Bow to the master.
As I’ve said, my lulu sealed itself. It has now crawled up and has a strong bond with my left kidney.
Heidi does yap on a bit though. Just saying! She said they had a big conversation. I’m only really hearing her talking.... and a love language book?????
And the Prince Chas whatever love means thing? Christ.
I don’t get the bantz with Ines and Sam. It is infantile. It isn’t stuff that screams pash to me. It screams 14 year olds doing the digits behind the bike sheds.
Let’s hug tonight? Nope.
I’m almost peakmafs with this. It just doesn’t seem real at all.
And I ain’t buying sam’s morals shit. His morals are sniffing round said shit.
And his constant explain to me exactly just how wonderful I am. ‘Sake.
And Bronson is proper dense. Her voice is saying the right things to him - sort of - and her face is properly telling it as it is.
So mick and instajess got intumit? Didn’t see that coming. However not a surprise that it dried up. Ma bumps are still here. All 244 of them mick. Don’t be her dorty secret mate. Likes and giggles. That’s all she is. I am not fond.
That said, I wouldn’t want my partner (if I ever get another) to yap to his mates about private things. That isn’t my thing. I’m with her on that.
Ning being excited about wet n wild? Love that her face knew it! Oh wait.
Mel’s sex drought speech was bizarre.