Don't Tell The Bride Discussion

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Netflix have just added Don't Tell The Bride.

Never watched it properly before.

I am not myself really a Hen Do person but it utterly infuriates me the way that in the majority of cases the Grooms give themselves an amazing stag and the woman a shit Hen.

How a lot of these brides go through with it I don't know.

Watching out of a sequence the worst so far is the guy who did a "Beauty And The Beast" wedding, got himself the full proper Beast outfit and didnt get her the Belle one and just got her a nasty cheap canary yellow prom dress. He then had the fucking cheek to say he deserved the money on his stag because he was giving her "the fairytale wedding" aka a bouncy castle in the woods where she also got chased by a hired angry mob completely unnecessarily.

Biggest twat of the 4/5 I have watched felt so sorry for the bride who spent most of the episode in tears.

“ My fave was the Scottish one (I am Scottish so maybe I’m biased) with Jackie and John and John made her do the parachute jump, and then they had their reception at Kirkintilloch Miners club, where it was Johns local, they just seemed like the most genuine couple and it was obvious they were in love, the rest didn’t look so much in love.”

This is the best one - I found them on Instagram and he is a wedding photographer, they are still together and Have children.

I watch it occasionally when I feel like my blood pressure needs to be higher. Every single groom I have seen on there is a lazy, selfish manchild and I end up thinking that all of the women should just leave and live together in a big commune.

@AnEleanor awe Thank you!! I'm so happy they are still together, I mean I don't know them and have no logically use to be this invested in a complete strangers relationship, but they both just seemed so nice, and the stuff he did 'badly' wasn't even that bad, like flying her best pal over from Australia, that was super sweet!

*"They're always the same

Bride: I want an elegant wedding, I'm a perfectionist who does everything about the house including wiping my fiances arse

Groom: I love pints."*

So true! I really hope it's fake for the cameras, otherwise it's actually really depressing!

Despite the vile dress, I loved the Neighbours one. Actually thought the bride was happier with the sports club reception than the fancy place she went round at the start.

Most of them I've no clue how the men are not buried under the patio.

God I’ve seen some absolute states😂 I think I’ve seen 1 or 2 at most decent ones, i sometimes think they can’t be real people getting married lol

I think what gets me is the grand places the brides want to get married in. I am no expert but surely at today’s rates it would not be possible on a £13,000 budget.

Anyone who likes this should try "wedding stories". It was on bbc 2 I think about ten years ago, but I think it's on YouTube now. It's utterly brilliant