Corrie Thread - No spoilers please!

[ajandjjmum]

Just seen that my post was 999, so though I should open a new one. Not meaning to tread on anyone's toes - except Gary/Ryan/Geoff etc.

[NCTDN]

Didn't Kevin give his share to sally to get her out of debt?

[Clawdy]

Or Geoff will come in with Charlotte in his arms, and say in an artificial fond voice "As if I would do that to you, Yaz!"

[TheSquitz]

Let's face it, the Geoff/Yasmine storyline will probably require the prison or hospital set as some point. Everyone else has used them.

[eggandonion]

Maybe Geoff could just die of natural causes.

[BreconBeBuggered]

Did't Tim ask Kevin to lend him some of that cash to allow him to settle up with his first wife before Sally found out? Couldn't have been that long ago. He must have some of it left.

Geoff should be pecked to death by a gang of pissed-off chickens.

[TheSquitz]

Indeed, eggandonion , and then Corrie could build a mortuary set and we could see him on the stone cold slab with just a towel protecting his dignity.

[ComeTheFuck0nBridget]

Just caught up with Corrie from Friday and feel really traumatised by the Geoff/chicken storyline. It's so awful. I can't wait for this storyline to be over, hopefully with Gail seeing Yasmeen crying and feeling Aaliyah maybe that means it's moving forward?

Also, does anyone know what happened to the storyline of Devs daughter bleaching her skin? Did that get resolved?

[Optimist1]

@Deadringer - that's exactly what I thought about Mary's campervan - she won it! (Sloppy scriptwriting)

[eggandonion]

I don't recall an ending to the skin bleaching storyline, which also led us to discover the twins were sharing a room. The health centre seems to have closed again, and Moira has been mothballed.

[NCTDN]

Well obviously asha will be totally fixed by now. One visit to the doctor and she'll be fixed!

[eggandonion]

Did she have counselling from Toyah? I'm hoping Imran and Toyah will be guests at the wedding, or maybe help sort out Geoff. I'd also like Toyah to be miraculously pregnant and live happily ever after.I like a bit of Imran.

[CoolShoeshine]

Didn’t mary mention Asha when talking to the robin? I’m guessing that story’s about to restart.

[Deadringer]

I think that Yasmeen would find it even more cruel if Geoff had just pretended to kill Charlotte, although she would be pleased to get her back. His excuse was that the hens were there to produce food, but to lie to her and make her ill and upset has no excuse other than pure cruelty. I would like to see Gail involved in helping Yasmeen, she is pretty nosy and she never really has a storyline anymore.

[HeartyGreenSalad]

That's precisely why I think she is still alive Deadringer. That's what abusers do, play with your mind.

[eddiemairswife]

Well at least they've involved the birds in a realistic storyline. Somewhere Sally's poor horse is languishing; forgotten, unloved and probably not fed.

[JuanSheetIsPlenty]

David’s joke about dodging a bullet- would’ve thought it would be a bit close to the bone for him!

As if Daniel would just dump Sinead’s stuff on the pavement in black bags because he couldn’t take them to London. No way. Of course they were going to end up in the bin! So predictable.

Bethany: for having worked in a hairdresser, living with a hairdresser, having and uncle and a great gran who are hairdressers her hair was shite!

[MonkeyToesOfDoom]

I know Kirk is meant to be a bit dim, but even he can see it wasn't Daniels fault surely.
So sick of the unrealistic mouthy gobshites, they'd have been slapped silly by now.

[Honeyroar]

As if Sarah would walk down the aisle to a Cure song (and what a crappy version).

[JuanSheetIsPlenty]

It was crap!

Toyahs advice couldn’t have been more “public service announcement” if they tried! She went straight into professional scripted response. No “oh really? Oh no- I wouldn’t have thought Geoff was the type. Your poor gran.” Like most of us would when hearing something like that.

[JuanSheetIsPlenty]

Hope is great!

[Honeyroar]

To be fair that was possibly the calmest wedding ever on Corrie!

Can’t believe Maria is seriously thinking of marrying Gary. She’s more stupid every month.

[JuanSheetIsPlenty]

It was very calm! How rude and scummy of Beth and Tracey to risk ruining someone else’s wedding with their sniping at Bethany.

[eggandonion]

Actually making it through the ceremony is fairly good on Corrie. I hope Maria doesn't make it through the ceremony or even to the ceremony.

[TheSquitz]

Was Amy att the wedding?

[JuanSheetIsPlenty]

I didn’t see amy. Simon was there.