The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

The San Marino entry was hilarious. Proper Eurovision! He was like a drunk Dad at a wedding night do!

So this years themes are:
Mirrors
Wearing white
(and thigh height boots)

Ooooh wait is the mourning song for the rest of Macedonia that apparently disappeared?

The singer from North Macedonia reminds me of Claire from Steps...

south macedonia is a region of greece

No toe tappin' to this one.

She has very big hands doesn't she?

I am mesmerised by her jiggly boobies

It could've benefited from more dancers on stage grin

....and nobody singing

Loving Graham's comment: "Just a reminder here that 15 songs didn't make it through to the final.... and this one DID!"

WHAts happened to Macedonia, why only north?

Cos there has been an ongoing dispute with Greece over the name - only resolved earlier this year.

They objected to the Macedonia bit...

SirNils

The name is what they always wanted, apparently but Greece was unhappy.

I've just topped up my glass ready for Terry.

South Macedonia is Greece isn't it?

I quite like this too...also, nice dress.

I wouldn't mind if they showed a map of where each county is. I struggle with the East of Europe.

I obviously have the attention span if a gnat, but this one is turning into the evenings first comfort break.

I like that dress. I like the song. It actually means something to the one singing it

The 'Macedonia' fight was, actually ugly, people.

This isn't good. But I bet it gets a good score

Oh x post OP.

Yes, the sexy bridesmaid look seems to be working for her.

Ok - every one ready for song #9??? #Drink

Or if im honest anything east of France

Apps and Downs. Just like Eurovision songs.