Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

[fourquenelles]

Here we are again

He IS like Steve Cram isn't he?

"Young Steve Cram" - is that Essence of George?

My money would also be on Nisha going, but it's not outside the realms of possibility that any of the others could fuck it up.

It's like Bambi spitting in your eye, except Bambi is cute and Greggg is a wanker.

There's a sentence that I can't imagine ever reading again!

Nooo don't use the wrong rice! John and Greg(g) have no tolerance for out of the box thinking like that!

Agree with squoosh

Nisha is irritating, but BabySteve is beyond exasperating.

David may be a murderer but he produces good grub.

That mirthless laugh.

Oh fuck off Gregg

I expect most murderers are really good cooks, because it's an excellent way to dispose of the bodies.

Or they keep African Wild Dogs as pets.

As long as Nawamin stays, I don't much mind who else goes from this lot.

Mind you....guineafowl and aubergine kebab? WTAF?

Gregg, fuck off.

Why can't we have Marcus and lovely Monica all the time?

Why John?

Why Greggggg?

PIgs are good for body disposal Schaden (or so I have been told)

Fingers crossed Nawamin's rice cuts the mustard.

Don't trust a word you say about Thai food Tortoad.

Shaddap John, we know and Malaysia knows.

Mawamin is gorgeous.

I wish he would marry my daughter. She needs a man who can cook - she regards monster munch as a gourmet dish.

Did someone mention Marcus

Love Nawamin hope he gets through

Greg or Nisha to go home I think

Sorry too much 🍷 I meant George!

Schaden write in to Points of View and see what they say.

'Why, oh, why, oh why won't Nawamin marry my daughter?'

Yes. Yes, I've heard that four.

No personal experience of disposing of bodies, obviously

Imagine being in the same room as Gregg with all those sharp implements the restraint you’d have to show

The fuck is wrong with salmon and root vegetables?! John is so weird sometimes.

hobnobs please don't mention Marcus' name .