Waffle The Wonder Dog

[outerspacemummy]

If I have to watch this programme once more I’m going to go out of my mind! I’ve been singing the theme tune all week! Anybody else in this kind of hell?!!

My DD is obsessed. I could recite every line of every episode. Small compensation is that the Dad is a nice bit of eye candy for a change, better than Topsy and Tim’s Dad at least!

I fail to see what's so wonderful about Waffle. It's a talking dog, we've seen that a million times before.

I think the policeman on Biggleton is very intense and one bad day away from clubbing a protestor to death in a kettle.

My little girl loves waffle doggy as much as it drives me crazy on repeat 100 times a day but does anyone no if or where they sell any toys or books or anything like that for it? Xx

Where to start with this programme? It’s as twee as you like, the cat-loving neighbour is nuttier than a squirrel poo and the Dad seems to have the mental age of a 10 yr old and is fixated with his stupid bloody songs. I feel sorry for his wife, who seems more like his and everyone else’s carer - especially that annoying dog, that for some reason has the voice of a wheezy telephone sex pest. I can’t wait for the episode where she beats him and the dog to death with his ruddy guitar and then runs off with a hunky Polish gardener.

oh waffle, oh waffle jumping around like a, frog.
I just wanna say one thing, your such a clever dog!
So many nights we're awake when your woofin, but we still love you!

EVERYBODY!

waffle doggy! waffle doggy! waffle doggy! your such a clever dog, such a clever dog you are! whoah oh ohhhhhhh.......

@4greenapples Smyths toys.

ooh wrong poster @kelliemum

Thanks for that ear worm OP.

Off to listen to chas and Dave, anything to get that fucking song out of my head

Oh I feel your pain, my 19 month old is obsessed too, she not so subtly will sing the theme tune to me until I give in.

It's god awful though isn't it...the writer of that theme tune must have just knocked it up during his morning shower and thought "my work is done".

And really, is waffle actually such a clever dog? He's seems like a clumsy poorly behaved dog to me.

...I think I'm over invested 🤦

@outerspacemummy The Dad is always at Woking Football Club with a little boy, presume his DS. He’s quite fit in real life too! Can’t stand the programme though!