It's a wet lettuce battle off- The Apprentice 2017 Final

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Guess who's back?

I am yet to watch the interviews although I did read what you have all said about the interviews. I will try an catch up eventually.

My brother and his girlfriend are visiting today, hopefully they don't plan on staying and I will be able to watch the final with you all. But if I don't, at least I will have a thread to come and read tomorrow.

See you all at 9!

It's like it's week one all over again. Can't believe these two are the finalists.

Sarah’s brand name is difficult to say - too sibilant

I was at the sweet bukkake idea! The idea of a lobster-based IT recruitment ad made me .

GUess a lot them would told them to stick it! Why would you want to do SO much of basic work for someone else to win?! Ok do a job but not invent name and everything.

Hey - if you want 5 minutes of fun, look at The Apprentice: Honest Subtitles on iPlayer. It’s a 5 min recap for each episode, putting ‘honest subtitles’ to describe what’s really going on / being said. It’S funnier than I’m describing

This is dire

What exactly is the guy doing. Just recruiting people??

'Doesn't scream high end' ?? Since when have shrimps and smarties been high end ?

Awful. This is ridiculous!

How on earth can you make sweets high end? Sweets are sweets are sweets.

--god I could just murder some pic n mix this minute==

Boo I had to turn it off because of moaning family. I will just catch up tomorrow, it's not like I am overly invested anyway.

Evening all. Present wrapping whilst watching. I think James will win. There's so much money in it recruitment esp the cyber security.
The sweet thing is meh but easily fixable website & profitable if they throw money at the brand.
Wish Michaela was in the final

The two finalists are taking advice from people that got fired because they weren't good enough - ridiculous!

Basically is a graze box with sweets..

Annoys me every year when the show before the final they show him (& direction of) pointing his finger saying "you're hired" & then at the beginning of the final they show where the 2 candidates are sitting, so you know exactly who's won before it's barely started. It spoils it for me, but yes I'm still watching in the hope of being wrong 🙂

You can already get these sweet boxes in the post and there are a few sites for buying sweets online, I used them for my wedding over 5 years ago!

Sarah doesn't seem to understand the meaning of "unique" ... her new idea is a graze box which has been around for years, and that Alana utilises with some of her products from last year.

Also, why do they always make them come up with brand names now? Surely they both have established companies (Sarah) and/or have thought of their brand before now (James)

Lol 'create something epic'! They are such bssic sweets!

The lobster thing is embarrassing

Yup. Never going to be epic. £18 for a jar of sweets is eye wateringly expensive I personally think!

Had to pause for a while, just saw that eejit dressed as a lobster so I'm fast forwarding.

This is so painful!!

Both billboards are awful ! The lobster and the bloke with the umbrella- rubbish

I just don't see how 1/4 of a million pounds is needed for a sweet business that could be run from your kitchen .

It makes me want to hid under the table