is it wife swap on now.....they don't clean at all as bacteria is good and make their own toothpaste

[zippitippitoes]

....and her teeth are horrid

he could have won an oscar

they are ALL MAD and i am getting a bit bored now. if their raw meat is from their farm not battery shite from tesco i'm sure they're fine.

me too Zippi

Raw meat is raw meat though.

Robert is very nice and polite isn't he.

even cave men cooked their kill

Did he say 4mth old raw meat ??

ahem high raw 4 month old meat

I can't begin to imagine the amount of germs and bacteria on their farm anyway, the state of the place where they bottle their milk earlier.

Cavemen had more intelligence :p

well yes it might not be very nice (steak tartare and kibbeh naye notwithtanding i do not like it myself) but it is not going to injure them.

blee he hadn't got the mature stuff out when i started that!

What on earth is wrong with that lad ?

Just seen this thread and flicked over so think I've missed the vital who' who etc but Robert is certainly very handsome at least!!

Lol fishie, bit of months old raw meat :p

they say not to give raw meat to dogs as it turns them ...perhaps thats what's happened to him

He is isn't he zeph, was just thinking that.

can those kids ever go anywhere else as they get older without a massive culture shock

loved robert thinking and planting with his kids

think he has slightly won over his swapee

yes robert is pretty gorgeous...possibly why i'm still watching

Yes I'll do wife swap if I can have robert

Agree zippi, really feel for those kids. Living 90 miles from the nearest big city as well they're not going to get to see much difference for a while are they.

I think he changed what she thought slightly too. He was certainly very charming.

I thought he looked nice in those overalls too, got me all hot under the collar

her husband is going to hate it

Kissing after only having brushed their teeth with butter and clay, bluergh.

at least they all laughed

hoorah they have gained extra madnesses