Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

Does anyone remember Lena Lovich? She'd fit in.

They are tripping. Those lines they are drawing are drugs.

Are they on their way to some sort of Sci Fi convention?

Where singing is not necessary.

At least this one will be remembered

That drummer is the best part of the performance.

How do you select an outfit like that? I'd love to know the process...

Suffolk It will.

Latvia Katy Perry

My youngest wants to know "why they aren't trying their best?"! a

Your Handy Reminder Summary For Tonight

1. Swedish TopMan Ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil.
2. Georgian Shirley Bassey. Cloak, fire and key change
3. Australian Bush. Don't be cheap, buy him some socks.
4. Albanian Bridal Shop Horror.
5. Belgium. All Alone in the Rabbit in the Headline Zone.
6. Montengro. Man Bun to the Stars.
7. Finnish Funeral Party with a Bird.
8. Azerbaijania Goth. Ladders and scary horseman.
9. Portugese Singing Werewolf Rat in his Dad's suit.
10. Greek Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool.
11. Polish First Aid Kit Dress.
12. Moldovan Epic Sax Guy Wedding.
13. Icelandic Caped Patsy Kensit in a Rude Seaside Apron.
14. Czech 80s Shoulder Pads. Baco Foil and Porn.
15. Cypriot Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity.
16. Armenian Hyundai Bollywood Dancers.
17. Slovenian Bublé Musical Theatre on His Way Home.
18. Latvian Neon Doing Lines.

My Top 10. (In No Particular Order):

Moldova
Azerbaijan
Montengro
Sweden
Belgium
Greece
Czech Republic
Cyprus
Armenia
Latvia

Moldova the best tonight though.

Are ugly people allowed to live in Sweden? I swear all of them seem to be tall and gorgeous.

Oh boy, the Swedish bloke really loves himself.

I'm sure the Swedes are taking the piss out of Trump.

I think I want Belgium to go through because she looked so nervous, bless her.

Belgium looks as if she is going to be shot to death at the end of her performance.

Oh look, the Portuguese singer had comedy glasses.

I still need to know what he was singing.

I have a feeling Portugal will do very well.

I should pr face this by saying I always get my predictions wrong. Every single year.

I want Finland and Portugal to go home.

And Poland although I expect they'll get through

Lets all do the Moldovian Chicken Dance.

werewolf rat

It's so difficult to choose 10. I only liked about 5...

So long as Slovenia go home I'll be happy

Moldova and Cyprus are the only ones that seem to actually have catchy songs.

Loving the list, Red

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