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Masterchef - the saga continues

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Halsall · 14/04/2017 20:53

New thread for all bavwaa devotees

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Halsall · 20/04/2017 20:17

LOL @ Chocolate marquee JT

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fourquenelles · 20/04/2017 20:17

Fiona can wave bye bye

MsHooliesCardigan · 20/04/2017 20:17

Chocolate soil? Confused

GrouchyKiwi · 20/04/2017 20:19

I made a marquise torte for my Mum's birthday when I was 14 or something. It used literally 1kg of chocolate. Heavenly.

OuchBollocks · 20/04/2017 20:19

Lots of this year's contestants are wearing the sorts of glasses I used to be forced to choose from in the free frames section as a child in the 80s when my parents couldn't afford fancy frames.

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Halsall · 20/04/2017 20:19

Respect, Grouchy Grin

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fourquenelles · 20/04/2017 20:20

Ouch Grin

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Halsall · 20/04/2017 20:20

'Earthy' = pissy

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ellenanora5 · 20/04/2017 20:21

Apologies all, I'm running late, waves for everybody Smile

Have I missed much

fourquenelles · 20/04/2017 20:23

Wave bye bye Cassie

OuchBollocks · 20/04/2017 20:23

Hipster glasses and curried kidneys ellenanora5, not much else

OuchBollocks · 20/04/2017 20:24

More sugarless desserts, bit of a running problem this year, has someone hidden it?

foxessocks · 20/04/2017 20:24

Hi everyone! I had to go to bed last night before masterchef finished , I was so exhausted!! Watching live tonight though. I like Louise. Why did Gregg call her a farmer's wife though?! The voiceover said she is a farmer - I would have been offended if I was her!

squoosh · 20/04/2017 20:24

'Food to feed you'

One of the great minds of his generation is Gregg

ellenanora5 · 20/04/2017 20:25

Thanks Ouch, kidney curry.........yyyyuuucckkk!!!

squoosh · 20/04/2017 20:30

'Watching live tonight though. I like Louise. Why did Gregg call her a farmer's wife though?! The voiceover said she is a farmer - I would have been offended if I was her!'

Because he's an arse! Hopefully she can arrange a tragic combine harvester accident as revenge

ellenanora5 · 20/04/2017 20:32

Oh I was always very fond of Shelina, she was lovely, don't remember the first lady but I remember Daksha and her under cooked chicken, she did a great rescue job though

squoosh · 20/04/2017 20:32

I bet Selwyn has a very orderly shed or garage where he takes washing machines apart and rebuilds them just for fun.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/04/2017 20:32

Blue cheese ice cream. [vom]

ellenanora5 · 20/04/2017 20:33

Selwyn reminds of someone from tellyland but I can't think who Confused

foxessocks · 20/04/2017 20:33

squoosh yes he is a total arse isn't he? I don't really know why I was surprised to be honest!!

GrouchyKiwi · 20/04/2017 20:33

I like Shelina too, ellen.

foxessocks · 20/04/2017 20:34

Blue cheese ice cream has never ever gone well.

fourquenelles · 20/04/2017 20:34

Mr Pastry ellen He needs to lose the tache. He is quite nice looking underneath it.

OuchBollocks · 20/04/2017 20:34

Have any of you read the Marian Keyes book Last Chance Saloon? There's a whole bit in it about wanky pretentious restaurant menus from the 90s, blue cheese guy's menu sounds like he's been lifted straight from there.