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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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fourquenelles · 17/11/2016 20:18

Isn't it lovely without Gurning Gerty Greg(g) shouting out time cues. Peace reigns.

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squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:18

I love that Pertwee purrs the word 'scraps' and makes them sound as luxurious as caviar.

squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:18

It's heavenly without the bald greengrocer.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/11/2016 20:20

Loved Monica saying chip butty.

fourquenelles · 17/11/2016 20:22

Oh bless him. Cuddle Dale.

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squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:23

I'm not really warming to Dale. I think it's his hangdog expression.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/11/2016 20:23

Who's for the push then?

fourquenelles · 17/11/2016 20:26

Dillon not being very gracious and just a little up himself there.

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fourquenelles · 17/11/2016 20:27

Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay. I saw him across a field at Latitude Festival a couple of years ago. I have a picture and everything middle aged groupie

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squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:28

Chocolate Delice!

Come to momma!

squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:29

You should have gone up to him four, he looks an amiable sort!

squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:29

Vanilla and fish?

Ew.

that is all.

fourquenelles · 17/11/2016 20:29

Dale

Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up
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squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:30
Grin

That IS Dale. Poor old droopy dawg Dale.

fourquenelles · 17/11/2016 20:32

I was working on the beer tent squoosh so couldn't abandon my post or all the yummy mummy and daddy types would have complained about not getting their craft beer in a timely fashion.

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fourquenelles · 17/11/2016 20:33

Like the sound of Brenton's pud

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squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:34

Manning a beer tent is NOBLE work. I commend you for not abandoning your post.

squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:34

This guy was on Question Time a few weeks ago. He talked non bloody stop.

squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:35

Jay's mane is looking luxuriant to a Kate Middleton degree.

fourquenelles · 17/11/2016 20:37

The tease has one button too many undone as well

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/11/2016 20:38

Oh I thought it was druze (?) at a cursory glance last night.
Cooked fucking bananas. What the he'll was that smoke and silver about? I feel my fillings pinging at the thought.

squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:39

Ah I like Arnaud.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/11/2016 20:42

He's a saucy minx.
Dales fucked the pooch.

fourquenelles · 17/11/2016 20:43

Chocolate Limes Jay.Still love them.

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squoosh · 17/11/2016 20:44

I love chocolate limes too Jay.