X FACTOR- It's MoTown Week! ***8pm***

[Raahh]

and the acts will be singing ...

The Groups
5 After Midnight - Get Ready/Reach Out I'll Be There
Four of Diamonds - You Keep Me Hangin' On

The Boys
Freddy Parker - Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Matt Terry - I Heard it Through the Grapevine
Ryan Lawrie - Superstition

The Overs
Honey G - No Money No Problems
Saara Aalto - River Deep, Mountain High
Relley C - Ain't No Sunshine

The Girls
Emily Middlemas - Stop In the Name of Love
Gifty Louise - Rockin' Robin
Sam Lavery - Hello

4 of Diamonds are back, I'm a little disappointed in Honey Fucking G's choice.

I am here in body this week, but have a cold that is making me a bit deaf. I'm thinking this can only be a good thing
See y'all later. I have lemsip, and rhubarb crumble. (if it lasts that long).

Is that what happens when pleather meets that new sparkly grout?

Oh judges having a moment, embarrassing for relley

SHE does NOT sound a bit like Diana Ross Louis

I thought she was better last week but she's still the best by a country mile.

But the stupid big earrings have got to go. I hate the big earrings.

What an insult to Diana Ross!

Sparkling grout! Is there such a thing in homebase?

Sharon needs to calm down. She's embarrassing herself.

She's slurring a lot

These over the top comments are so insincere

Better than Diana Ross?

Sharon is so far gone that she'll still be drunk this time tomorrow.

yes - never been a fan of budgie perch earrings

Yeah yeah... "I know who that is, I know it's Relley"

Shame she didn't introduce her as that.

Sharon should hang her head in shame

Sorry. I'm bangin' on.

More needed

Sparkly Grout, tell us more. Also is that Giftys new name?

You'd slur too if you'd had that many facelifts, the bit where her mouth should be is half way down her back

At least Dermot is keeping off the sauce.
The Trolls movie looks good!

Judges are so bored that all they are doing is shitting about with each other.

Sam, the MadeUnder one. Doomed to be forever dressed in dowdy clothes with no sparkle, and no eyebrows because Simon made her take her make up off.

Dermot looks a mixture of embarrassed and ashamed, he just keeps remembering his paycheque and soldiering on through the pain

Oh look, the Trolls movie is so 'down with the kids' it's got a Snapchat thingy.

I don't get the point of Snapchat. I am old.

Sparkly Grout will be an excellent nickname for someone.

Sadly not for poor dowdy Sam

I am not that old (ancient by kiddy standards though), and I don't even know what Snapchat is.

By week 5 Sam will rebel and appear in a skin tight catsuit and lily savage hair & makeup

I know I've banged on about it, but the Sam No Make Up thing really fucked me Right Off.

If I was her mum, I'd be sending her in there like RuPaul going Out Out

Actually, I'd bloody love some some sparkly grout , it would detract from the 'filthy tile' look I have got going.