The XFactor Lives *Week One*

[TheFairyCaravan]

I couldn't find a thread and iirc Raahh is out tonight so I thought I'd do it.

Brooks have been suspended because one of them has been sending abusive messages to their ex girlfriend.

Would we technically call it singing whohas??? Rapping is a possibility but out of tune shouting is a more realistic outcome.

They should have put hot, gravel voiced bloke through.

Sharon is fucking wasted

It feels like a piss take on the public. I'm not sure I can watch any more

I'm thinking mental torture greaterthan where is the vodka I'm going to need it

DH recons they're just wrapping it up in time for The Voice to start

I don't get why the visa issue was an issue with the lady from the Philippines. She was good. Really doesn't seem fair to drop someone for that reason. She was better than half this kit.

Putting Honey G on last means they clearly see her as the main attraction.

Broken Britain.

I'm also looking forward to Honey G. After all, no one considers this a serious singing competition anymore. Have been bored to fuck since it started.

I have DP who takes it all seriously and tells me and the kids off for breathing too loudly during the acts. Bless him.

I know what to think of her Honey Geezer

She stands in such an awkward way. She walks so oddly.

It's like watching you mum rap

The only way I can cope with her is to tell myself repeatedly it's all an act.

They made her a tracksuit out of kitchen foil, lovely

Is she parody-Ing jimmy saville with her glittery tracksuit and lewd moves.

Honey Geezus fucking wept

She's a plant. Journalist I reckon

California!

Simons laughing

Raffles I'm there!

In the name of all that is holy, what the f**k is this??

Peter Kay has lost weight.

Honey g to win.

Just to see Simons face!

My mum likes to sing Shaggy's Oh Carolina when she's doing the gardening.

She's better than Honey G.

Just told dd I'm going to do this up the school on Monday, she's packing her bags as we speak