eastenders gossipers

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yet again time for another thread

when will linda /sonja dissapeer for ml and what will be their excuse

andy - will it come out what he is doing?

will christine appear

will babe finally be caught for blackmailing

assuming lee will find out he has chlamydia and their baby will die/be born blind etc :(

will we see bobbie in prison, still say he will be out in 18mths

will max be back /for revenge?

glad gavin finally caught, will shirl find out about kathy and buster

will phil die, he was given up to xmas and half way there

Your first error is you are attempting to apply logic to solve the mystery of multiplying bedrooms.

My current problem is not the number of bedrooms but the fact that the kitchen/living room occupies a smaller space than a bedroom. I am confident that by applying the rules of space/time and alternate dimensions it is all perfectly logical.

I think this would be taking Kush's super sperm storyline too far. On the plus side, it won't be as obvious as Arthur's clear ethnic heritage.

We just need to see if the baby looks like an angry potato to see if it is Phil's.

So what was the letter that was delivered to Dot??

I don't know optimist - looked like a wedding invitation?

No one has a normal bedroom/flat size ratio in eastenders do they.

You have Sonia Tina on a wage and half affording huge house which has least 5 rooms if you include down atairs. Then we have kush love nest flat which is two rooms but now kush mum and brother live there.

Then tiny 2-3 bed Stacey flat for Stacey Martin Lily Arthur Kyle Blinda and random builders

It could defo be Kush baby been least 4-6 weeks off on off stuff. though is taking biotic sperm to far.

No idea about fancy letter Dot received, looked to nice to be hand written? I'd say from the ministry of Magic but I'm sure Dot woulnt believe and certain not want to apply for job as professor of divination at the new term at hogswort. Maybe some sort scam?

Can somebody just remind me who the father of Stacey's baby is?
Thsnks

Thanks

Kush!

Kush is the bio father of Stacey's baby. Martin is raising him.

I'd have thought if it was Phil's she's be showing, especially as it's not her first baby. I think she'd have noticed movement too. Plus a lot of the first trimester symptoms like the fainting and the tiredness would've been easing off. I'm 22 weeks pregnant with my second, there's no hiding my bump now and I can feel a lot of strong movement.
Although she was complaining of various symptoms not long after shagging Phil, unless that was leading into her being peri menopausal. That and it's a soap, they're not always big on realism.

Thanks.
So surely Denise can't be pregnant with Kush's baby as well.?
That would be a joke .

Thought the back ache would be linked with being much further along. Not something you get after few weeks. Has to be Kush if Phil sperm not pickled already not sure how he even managed it drunk

Kush is surely some kind of fertility God. They need to carve something like the cerne Abbas giant in the square and couples can bring it offerings.

Phil?
When did she sleep with Phil and how did that happen?

Imagine if it was Ian, she was engaged to him.haha
What do you think ?

I'm sure I heard that Denise was going to get pregnant with Phil's baby. They had a ONS a few months ago, but if I recall correctly. They were both too pissed to remember. I think that was around 4 months ago and you do hear of people not showing any signs until a few months in.
IRL, though. I didn't even know Natalie Cassidy aka Sonia was even pregnant. A baby girl. Brilliant news. She must be going out of it though for Mat leave, I assume

I must of missed Denise and Phil .

Denise shagged Phil, he was paralytic and doesn't remember to this day. She lost her D pendant, and had to retrieve it from under his sofa - it would have clearly implicated her...

I have no idea what Dot's letter could be. Wedding seems most likely but who?

I found dots letter strange. It was addressed to Dot Cotton, not Branning, and was hand delivered with no stamp or anything.

It can't be the first Communicaton from the writer because she seemed to know what it was likely to be.

Ok - so how about this - because D won't be sure who the baby father is - Phil and Kush will demand a paternity test - it will then give Kush the nudge to get Stacey to have Arthur's paternity tested - and it will be revealed that Arthur is actually Martin's!

My thoughts were that she will think it is Kush's baby only for a scan to show she is further along and it's actually Phil and perfectly timed for a xmas/new year storyline!

So is it going to be a who's the daddy hooha or is Kush just pivoting hips towards women and impregnating them she wouldnf have symptoms after 2 weeks would she ? I reckon its phils. Dots letter looked like a wedding invite and I think i know Who's

The guy who delivered it was at the laundrette on Monday,

Call me old-fashioned but why do all these half-sensible women keep getting knocked up by random locals? Have they never heard of birth control or (imagine) not shagging each other at every opportunity?
The gene pool in Albert Square must be getting very dilute. Only a matter of time before they are all related to each other.

I think i know Who's

Dr Legg!

Everyone else who has ever been in the soap has returned, He needs to return.