EASTENDERS GOSSIPERS

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Yet another new thread

Guess the big story coming up is the return of grant

Any other loose ends ?

Whaaaaat was that ending? Either the stalker made it up or they've found a way to bring drippy Danielle back.

If she is alive then i'd like to know the excuse the storylines has to explain that.

Abbie and Louise are locked in a hair-off where dominance is asserted by the person with the most elaborately arranged plaits.

this will culminate in a terrible day of reckoning in the middle off the square. with both of them looking like Lady GaGa just ran through RuPaul's drag race.

failing that, Louise will buy some shoes and say Abbie did it and blah blah who cares.

I should probably go out more.

*OF the square

I think it's either Joel's brother or daughter.

Joel's family feels too obvious, it could be super boobs Claudette or maybe ( this idea is a bit off piste) Donna is blaming Ronnie for fat boy and somehow knows about Danielle?

I think it's Joel's brother. He showed up before and I can't see them bothering to do that if he wasn't going to be in it again. I think he was watching her last time before he showed himself.

Did Patrick leave EE then? Last i saw of him Vincinct was offering him money to swan off the Caribean. Never saw him leave as such.

I think it's Joel's brother

Is he the one that brought Ronnie the locket? If so, that's a good call.

People cannot plait their own hair like that.

Soaps need to make it more realistic - there's too much grooming and no salon time.

Sharon's hair extensions and significant colour change would take some serious hair appt . Also it's all curled all the time.

Abbis hair plaits- Linda perfecting doughnut.

The only real looking I don't give a shit hair was Nancy

No to forget Claudetts amazing blow dry that lasted being buried alive.

Another thought what happened to that shit storyline line of Linda's mother threatening Whitney?

Joel's brother made a pass at Ronnie but she told him to stop. We barely 'know' him so it wouldn't be dramatic if it is him or his niece so now I think nancy is right about it being either Claudette or Donna.

What would be the point of introducing him into the storyline and having him make a pass though?

Of course, this is EE. Nothing is rational.

The writers have clearly been reading our comments about the gym and whether it still existed judging by Sharon's comments about how she thought it ran itself these days.

The gym thing did make me chuckle.

Why does Ben hate Louise so much? I know they didn't get on as kids, but that was a long time ago.

I don't think he wants any competition for Phil's affections, he doesn't want to share him.

I think Louise kept trying to "accidentally" out Ben years ago, she's a nasty madam, Team Ben here, even if he is a murderer.

If EE went 'realistic' there'd be no show! The characters would all have to go to work everyday - at Canary Wharf. They'd stop cramming a dozen people in to 3 bed terraces. They'd stop killing each other. And the pub would turn in to a Michelin star restaurant, or a trendy drag queen club.

Paul & new Johnny together would be too much coz they both have equally awful hair.
I am sure I've seen Joel's brother on a few other programmes so don't think they'd use him just for two episodes. He was ok to take a cheque from Ronnie (which his niece ripped up) and tried to kiss Ronnie, went out of his way to give her take locket etc. I don't understand though was it the stalker who left the wreath outside her door? Why would he do that?
And wasn't Ben bullying Louise around the same time he was being abused by Stella so he became even more messed up? Louise has been played by four different actresses, her and Ben have both had a lot of head changes!

Ben used to burn Louise with hot tea spoons, such a lovely family

It could also be Charlie that's her stalker.

Forgotten about charlie

I stopped watching properly for ages and then got drawn back in - help me fill in the blanks so don't have to spend ages googling please!!

• where is Charlie Cotton Jr - last I saw him and Ronnie were married.
• where is Roxy? Did Deano rape her? Did he go down? Why was Amy with Jack at the wedding?
• where are all the Jacksons other than Sonia - Carol, Bianca and kids?
• where did Honey come back from?
• why did Max get sent down for

Lucy's murder?

• who is Gavin?
• how did Dot get out of the big house for (not) killing Nick?
• why did Phil go back on the booze, why did he split with Sharon??

Thanksn!!!

That's a lot of missing plot there, Nugget. I can fill in a few of the easier and most relevant blanks for you.

The Jacksons have gone to the land of milk and honey, Miton Keynes.

Dean attempted to rape Roxy. Not sure where Roxy is, but she sent Amy to Jack first. She was fed up with Ronnie trying to control her and keep her safe from Dean.

Honey was in Canada, then moved back home to Somewhere Else in the UK. Can't remember where but Billy could get to it in a day trip.

Gavin is Not-Dead Kathy's evil ex-husband, who kidnapped Phil then tortured him and fed him whisky. Big Bad G is also Sharon's long-lost biological father.