EASTENDERS GOSSIPERS

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Yet another new thread

Guess the big story coming up is the return of grant

Any other loose ends ?

They all earn £165k a year selling each other tiny bottles of lager for twenty quid.

nancy- I thought that too, but then I remembered that Phil, in a moment of sobriety, promised her half of everything in the divorce.

I think that'll amount to half a crate of vodka, the way he's going.

I thought that about Denny too exWife - it made total sense for Sharon to have a spoilt fop for a son. Then temporarily he became a psychopath until they decided that was Bobby's job. And now he's a mini-Jay.

why does nobody ever just talk to each other? all these cross-purposes and misunderstandings. concerned that your boyfriend will prefer a man over you? fake a pregnancy! fake a miscarriage! forget to act sad about it, as your boyfriend has already forgotten all about it!

and bloody Sonia and that fucking Tina. I don't WANT to think about their weekend cuddles, thank you.

and as for everyone just sort of getting over the fact that Kaffy WAS ACTUALLY PRETENDING TO BE DEAD - not an eyelid has been batted.

I've found my people.

What, you mean it's not normal to come back from the dead?

None of the houses in Albert Square have a garden (unlike the Fassett Sq house) though Ian has a "yard" with a couple of tubs of plants.

Who owns the fowlers' now? Why isn't it Martin's?

Ian lives in the fowlers house, not sure why martin didn't get it when Pauline died

Thanks - I was thinking it was Ian's and he knocked through the rooms.

Googled and it turns out that Martin was left the house but only if he didn't live in it with Sonia! And since he was with Sonia at the time it went to Ian instead.

Ah, a classic cockernee last will and testicle.

Jason I can't believe you just put another spoiler on here!!!!!!! No point me watching EE from now on is there

Louise is supposed to be 14 and she looks about 21 and acts about 30. Actually, just googled and she is 18 in RL. Why not use an actual 14 year old?

Nancy and Tam - liking that they are back together.

Stacey's brother - I think he is a pretty awful actor and hope there isn't going to be a big storyline with him in it. His friend is awful too.

Abi/babe/Louise/Ben - wish it would go away. Don't think anyone really cares. When Ben finds out he will no doubt do the random "I am so shocked that i need to walk as though my knees won't bend" walk. He will then go immediately to Paul, and talk as though his teeth have been glued together using fixident while also making strange painful faces and Paul will stand casually with his hands in his pockets but will show the tension he is experiencing by locking his jaws so that they twitch. Awful. Just awful. Think it's a shame actually as it could be a good storyline.

Ex wife, had their been a "like" option I would have liked your post

Another loose end - Lee having chlamydia - is this going to happen?

Another loose end - Lee having chlamydia - is this going to happen? oh yes, definitely!! Perhaps thats why Babe is involved? It's going somewhere. Another disaster for the Carters to live through. I really miss the first week they arrived when everyone was happy and smiling.

The Carters can never be happy. They're the new Slaters. Just relentless misery. Even their wedding was crashed by a rapist. I don't think a single good thing has happened to them in a year.

I think some of the houses on the square must have gardens. Unless they're back to back terraces.

Do any EE watchers also watch Coronation Street? I was almost tempted in by it the other day. Quality wise is it worse? About the same?

I used to watch Corrie quite religiously. I got out of the habit and find it impossible to get back in to. I always found it hilarious. I don't know if it's supposed to be. The worst things can happen to people, but they just all really make me laugh.

If Jack is turning the house into flats, does that mean they'll be new characters/families?
Ben used to like Johnny, and as he's back will Ben make another play for him? Maybe Ben will give him chlamydia. Then two Carters will have it :/
Agree with PP that Louise comes across as much older than she is, I think she's going to be the 'new' Lucy.

I think Ben has been treated for chlamydia now so Jonny should be okay if he decides to go there!

I know, I do wish they could lay off the Carters a bit. It was nice to have a happy family. WRITERS GIVE THEM AND US A BREAK!!!!! (We all know they read this)

I hate to say it but I quite miss Kat and Alfie!!

Ben and his bizarre straight-legged angry walk reminds me so much of John Cleese.

Everyone seems to forget that PN aka GAVIN got Phil back on the booze

Sharron should rem that her dad and Cathy her husband did this to Phil

And yes IAN gained the house due to Martin being with sonya

If I were Martin I would be very pissed off !!!!!

I miss Alfie the charming joker he was when he was first arrived on EE but i defintiely do not miss Kat and her constant whining and general high maintenance personality.

Jack should turn the house into mutilple occupancy housing then all the youngsters like Lee, Whitney, Abi, Ben, Jay, etc, can all move out of their parents houses like normal people do their age.

Has side show Paul been to the clap clinic? Maybe Paul and Johnny can hook up and leave Ben with moany Abbie forever?

Poor Abs. She used to be just a sweet girl. Until her father and sister screwed it all up for her.

Can anyone tell me how Claudette managed to emerge from underneath a pile of concrete ALIVE in the SAME DRESS?!

About 50% of that episode was Ronnie and Jack screaming at each other.