Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XII

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I think he has read it Kenzia its highly suspicious what he says lol!!!

Thought after the madness of #FFGate it would make people laugh.

Ok ok so I lied, CJ has in fact only just left the building as there was a bit more straddling discussion required regarding items on the AGM agenda, plus of course he was unable to undo the washing line round his wrists and ankles (thank God for my DS's Cub Scout crib sheet "How to tie the perfect Reef Knot").

He said "Thank God I can finally escape your cougar clutches, you're an insatiable sex maniac and I pity any poor unsuspecting young, tall, athletic soldier in combats who passes within 20 miles of you" thank you very much for having me, which of course was very accurate. I replied the pleasure was all mine which again was probably accurate.

So finally, I can now confirm he's on his way to Ilove to begin the next date on his There are Worse Places to Be Holed Up Tour 2015

Glad you are still in the land of the living cjwoof, we were worried about you. However, before I get my hands on him, he is going to mooj next. I am going to rescue him from her clutches on our way to the hotel in Bath.

nickel I wish but I fear it wouldn't be deemed appropriate.. I would also like a WTF stamp..
whajeb great update thanks

Oops sorry mooj missed you out! Being stuck in that understairs Hoover Cupboard, I mean Red Room, with CJ for five days hasn't helped my memory of who was next in the queue, but has worked wonders on my stretch marks with all the crouching.

Just back from the hairdressers and I have bought a brand new product which will be used for when CJ come via Kent... Not sure when that's going to be, did think it would be on the way from CJwoofs.. But he might be a bit knackered!

Better photo... "Wet Domination"

Richtea lovely! Do we need instructions? Hahahahaha.

Ooh, that sound like fun!

Great FF whajeb

If CJ does come via Kent on his "on tour" I don't have an under stairs cupboard, aka Red Room, but I do have a "games room" and now I have my bottle of "Wet Domination" I feel all sorts of games coming on.... Not many instructions on the can, use sparingly and if blocked use warm water!

I do have some room in the cupboard under the stairs but he can stay in the attic....

Thank you so much for you kind comments. I am practicing my mental agility (whilst you are all way ahead of me practicing your physical agility) so I will be able to contribute wittily one day!

I only write because for some reason it is strangely addictive and I enjoy it so a nice comment anywhere is lovely but also from seeing that people read my stories and the far flung places that they are read!!!

iloveblue hope you have a fantastic time and can't wait to read that review re your seating arrangements

onlygirl you are the absolute nuts at writing. Love it! :):):)
(Gotta dash, in the middle of putting kids to bed! Oops!)

Another fab chapter Jen I could totally see CJ doing that!

onlygirl highly impressed. Can't wait for your next upload.

Whajeb ditto your work! Am excited and nervous about the hotel and the seating arrangements! I just hope I don't show myself up!

icemist CJ will be tired when he gets to you. Remember my friend will want to have a go as well!!

Just about to do an hour's online training for work which I just don't seem to have had the time to do in the office. Ahem, could have something to do with dipping in here when I should be working so sitting down with my laptop and am about to do it. It's so boring (we have to do the same thing every year) that I am putting episode 4 of OG on at the same time.

I'll give him some coco-pops, he's probably not had them in ages... and he can have a rest whilst I do the school run

Thank you ladies, it's much appreciated. Felt a bit nervous posting, heaped a little bit too much misery on poor CJ!

onlygirl just read (and reviewed of course!!) and am sooo engrossed by this story. I don't think it's too angsty at all. You said at the start there's going to be a happy ending, so as far as I'm concerned any pain now will only make the final reunion even more satisfying.

He brought it all on himself jen!:)

Jus watched a bit of reign, can't get into it at all, but I've worked out the thing that's throwing me is having Anne of Green Gables in it, that is just SO wrong! Still, ff to KA works well!!!

richtea I wonder what the l'Oreal creative who came up with that name likes to do in their spare time?! Your dh might get a bit of a frisson if he glimpses that on your dressing table!

My understairs cupboard is rather crowded and the loft is packed to the gills, so unfortunately it will have to be the bedroom where I keep CJ captive. I have a Victorian style bed which should be handy for tying him spreadeagled to and remember there's a working fire place in there as well, so perfect for him to practice his naked wrestling.

nickel as long as Gilbert doesn't appear as well..!

Ooops. Fell asleep with the laptop on my knee doing this boring, repetitive and timewasting course plus episode 4 had finished too. Treating myself to the best bits of episode 5 (including the restaurant scene, I wonder why) and then am going to bed. Shattered. Still, last day at work tomorrow till next Thursday. Whoopee!

jen brilliant new update. I like all the angst, it's all part of what makes your writing fabulous. It's real, not all fluffy and candle lite dinners (although my hopes are pinned on a happy ending at some stage!). Being back with Rebecca shows what an honourable family man he is.

Just got back from watching Fifty Shades with a friend and we giggled at the suitable moments thinking about how we'd look/act in those particular, ahem, situations. Not as bad as I was expecting from all the reviews. JD not bad sans beard but certainly no CJ and don't see as much of his body mores the pity as we do of the female lead of course. Realised his dungeon is called the Play Room not the Red Room as I thought (not read books) so need to rename my cupboard under the stairs accordingly ready for CJs return visit on the final leg of his There Are Worse Places To Be Holed Up Tour - well it's only natural that he should actually end up at the very Worst Place after all. And now I've got some extra ideas on what to do with a peacock feather and cat o'nine tails...