THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

[Raahh]

Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

yay!! it's the hippy ones.

I have no words.

Swing your pants!

Oh fucking hell! What are these two?

Pink gilet. Nothing else.

TEETH & HAIR!! I love love love these 2 already

Omg

Jiminy, not the Joy of Sex couple II.

Thank god they found each other.

I think I've just thrown up.

They are life modelling.

Fabulous.

Artists and naturists.
Of course they are.

I think replacing the boxing ring thing with a narrow ledge, boobytrapped in various ways and circling alligators is the way to go. An Indiana Jones style crossover.

They are my age.

Geek night on the voice - he looks like darren van day back in the 80s. Think they are on something personally

Has he got orange tights and green crocs on?

And Emma W thinks there are no joke acts...

Am laughing so much that dh was forced to call down and check on me.

These are like the creepiest children's entertainers ever...

Pleasepleaselease go through

What was that about no joke acts??

Why? Why are his clothes?
Because Wrong.

she looks so embarrassed walking out with him dressed like that lol!

BOF how about a different vicious creature every week? That could be the thing that gets us watching - what is the torture this week

Eurovision need these two.