Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Volume X

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner

Public transport all the way for me I'm like Molly - can't drive

Lovely pics this morning.

What about some fun after dinner games? Blind Man's Bulge is a favourite - player is blindfolded and has to identify the uniformed lineup by...well, you get the idea.
Also, Pin the Bulge on the CJ is another good one. There are 2 variants. One just involves a lifesize cut out of CJ and a stick- on bulge to place. The other more exciting one is the real CJ and a pelvic protection system that you need to fit (blindfolded).

orphan you do have a powerful imagination...I'd vote for the second version, but how about in reverse (you take the protection off, blindfolded)? Or would he be blindfold? (And heavily drugged, clearly, no under-30 in a healthy frame of mind would agree otherwise)

How about first player (blindfolded) tries to fit the protection system, then next player (blindfolded) has to remove it? And continue like that, until CJ calls for his lawyer or (in your version) the drug wears off.

orphan those are some solid suggestions. Definite favourite is the fitting of the pelvic protection system on the real life version whilst blindfolded. The cocktails will obviously play havoc with our coordination, so we should all be allocated plenty of time to allow for a good grope fit.

Lovely pics icemist, middle is my fave. Something about those long fingers resting on the desk..

I need help!

Bravo orphan cracking idea re pelvic protection system fitting AGM party game. Can I add a proviso that the follow-on candidate picked to remove the PPS must not only be blindfolded but not be allowed use of their hands. I would also like to volunteer to be the said follow-on candidate, which will put me well in the mood for a Quick F* ummm, cocktail from RL Chris

cjwoof I think any of the males involved in the AGM should sign a waiver form at the start (explanation of hazards and dangers in very small print) cos we don't want anyone taking legal action against us later for damage to mental or physical well-being.

Cjwoof, good suggestion about not using hands, a lot of crouching going on then, so for those of us that don't have strong leg muscles, should the trusty shelf be used?

Ladies, I have to share. I had the most delish dream about CJ/BA last night, two things that were disturbing though, he kind of morphed between CJ/BA and Robert from Emmerdale (defo don't have a thing for him) and had the most god awful dress sense (ringing any bells here)!! Other than that it was rather lovely and I woke up with a smile on my face :)

Actually, shouldn't we provide seating for the more infirm amongst us (I'm thinking myself) therefore access to the ledge at all times is required.

Oh speighty you lucky,lucky thing! I don't watch emmerdale, but CJ in any amount is yum.

speighty lucky you, he must of been good if you had a smile when you woke up!

Ok ladies, after having spent 1,5h with my bank manager and missed a good weather spot for running, i decided its was a sensible thing to go home and do some tidying up...but then I gave in to the silliness, and this is the result. Forgive me :-)
I was planning to add all of our sophisticated selves around clapping and branding tapes, but then run out of time, almost pick up from nursery!

Well done cherin excellent bloody effort! I'm liking the legs akimbo stance but with perfect weight redistribution to allow for the massive shelf at the front. Well proportioned thigh to calf ratio, clenched fist a bonus. Can't tell by facial expression whether he's enjoying it/drugged off his face but he certainly isn't resisting. I'm guessing this is the PPS attachment stage as the use of hands is forbidden during the removal stage?

Despite my having a leg grip of steel as you know, Richtea and Orphan, I think use of the shelf is mandatory given the blindfold and lack of hand use, so I would want to make full use of shelf-maintaining-balance to free up spare limbs/toes/face/mouth etc for removal of said PPS. It'll be a tricky manoeuvre, agreed, but by the time we've all had a go at him attempted it, we should be fully satisfied and ready to move on to the next party game.

speighty I'm extremely jealous of your dream, even though I don't know who Robert from Emmerdale is. I get to sleep with CJ every night thanks to my DH's prototype plastic surgery suit, but it's never quite the same when the velcro splits and the short, bald 50-year-old is partially revealed from beneath the combats, sigh.

cjwoof once the suits go nationwide, the distinctive sound of Velcro being undone will herald a chorus of heartfelt sighs as women all over Britain have to return to reality and the sight of their partners re- emerging. Unless of course, some men are forced to wear the CJ suit forever...
cherin that reclusive millionaire art collector will be contacting you very soon but refuse his offer because your art deserves to be seen by the nation and not hidden away.[grin

Can I just say that the army also do anti-microbial underpants, designed to be worn for days at a time!!! Maybe useful in cases of Velcro break down or just not wanting to return to reality!!!

Ladies, I am becoming a little perturbed that Bailbrook House may not be the right venue for all of our activities. It seems to be perhaps rather too upmarket (and indeed staid) for some of the debauchery discussed here. I wondered if for the more intimate aspects of our AGM/breakout sessions, we should be considering a separate venue. The Roman Baths and the Thermae Bath Spa would perhaps be a more fitting setting. After all, the Romans were into orgies and general debauchery, weren't they?

I think we are looking at a two if not three day conference here.

visitbath.co.uk/things-to-do/thermae-bath-spa-p26231

Was trying to post that from about midday onwards but far too many people around my desk.

For anyone who is not an Emmerdale watcher (not an avid fan me but I watch it a couple of times a week) Robert is due to get married to a woman whose father has bought the estate but is having some sort of fling with a gay man at the same time. Draw your own conclusions! speighty were you not perturbed at all in your dream?

I am sure somebody mentioned the Thermae Bath Spa in one of the ff stories, though I can't for the life of me remember which one it was now. I have been once before - you can have a couple of hours in a warm rooftop pool and there are jacuzzis and all sorts of other delights as well.. Could be very romantic with the right (CJ) person. In fact, that could be a major prize to give out?? (With CJ as well I mean).

New one out from klipdoctor - new storyline (still about CJ/MD of course). off home now. Back later.

orphan any philanthropist's offer will be accepted, actually, as long as it doesn't involve a psichiatric evaluation and end up with an offer for a permanent free stay in a large, white villa with padded walls and bars at the windows ;-)

cherin your drawing is first class! I particularly like stag 1s back side, nice tight pert bottom :)

Is Bailbrook that posh ilove? Maybe we should have the TravelLodge and nearby Harvester. Although I am sure on arrival at Bailbrook they won't be able to chuck us out, especially as the bar proceeds will be healthy from all our cocktail drinking.

ilove my local spa does a mud chamber treatment for couples. I've never fancied it (much prefer any spa day with a girlfriend or even by myself) but with CJ... Mud could take the place of Afghan grime and we could re-enact certain scenes (that weren't in the series but in my imagination) then have a lot of fun getting clean and making sure not a speck of mud remains - would need very careful inspection.

Thinking of cocktails, what about a ' Tongue Roll' : a slightly sour cocktail which would make you pull a CJ style face and roll your tongue when you taste it. For hardened cocktail drinkers there's the even stronger and sourer 'Lip Bite' which has the obvious effect and has a kick like a mule.