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Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Volume X

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icemistOBE · 17/01/2015 06:40

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner

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Richtea19 · 19/01/2015 17:34

cjwoof you really made me laugh about the cankles!!! I love the idea of a zip suit. Another piece of CJ Merchandise!

onlygirl poor you, try and get your feet up, arnica is good for bruising, or a strong G&T!

moojangles · 19/01/2015 17:41

cjwoof I'll nag him about doing extra PT for you too

Loving the ff still

Do we have any real life Molly's?

WHAJEB1 · 19/01/2015 17:42

onlygirl or writing ff (and cutting dh hair)

pixieg1rl · 19/01/2015 17:50

I think if you are lending him out to cjwoof, working on his stamina is a prerequisite. Wink

cjwoofwoof · 19/01/2015 18:15

Defo pixie, certainly won't be any calmness to his nights...or days...so long as the wig/mask/abs are upto scratch

Rhubarb01 · 19/01/2015 19:30

Just love the zip suit idea. is it a full body version like spider man or just a balaclava type arrangement - this is sounding a bit kinky!!

Rhubarb01 · 19/01/2015 19:31

There I go again - understatement of the year - but only 19 days in so far!

moojangles · 19/01/2015 19:34

definitely an understatement

Rhubarb01 · 19/01/2015 19:44

I'm sure I can manage to state the bleedin' obvious a few more times this year!

cjwoofwoof · 19/01/2015 19:47

I fancy the full-on full length zip up version, Rhubarb, like the blow-up Sumo Wrestler outfits you get at fancy dress parties. You can pump up the muscles etc wherever it needs it most...

Rhubarb01 · 19/01/2015 19:53

This sounds like another one for Dragon's Den - part of the merchandising already discussed. Could be the answer to every man's and woman's dreams!

moojangles · 19/01/2015 19:59

Scope to develop an entire range of fireside wrestling suits perhaps

cjwoofwoof · 19/01/2015 20:05

Silly girl mooj, the wrestlers won't need plastic surgery suits as they're already themselves aren't they? And as they're naked there's nothing that's going to be needed to be enhanced (except perhaps Nicholas Witchell). i certainly don't want D'Artagnan or Rupert zipped into anything other than my sleeping bag at our Glastonbury type camp after the bout!

WHAJEB1 · 19/01/2015 20:06

Just wonder if you should include this in your suits?? Could be useful for the fireside wrestling - especially as it is flame resistant??

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moojangles · 19/01/2015 20:07

whajeb how exactly did you find that?

Ilovelblue · 19/01/2015 20:08

Just checking in after a rubbish day at work - at least you all bring a smile to my face. We've had a reorganisation on the cards for a while and we were told today what it will be. Not desperately happy about my likely new manager but hey, it's still a job! It was quite funny though as the entire department were in one of our conference rooms and there were some people who had to dial in via a conference call but the manager delivering the presentation couldn't hear everyone. He is quite a nice looking guy in actual fact and I was imagining him as CJ when he was struggling to hear what somebody said and the member of staff next to me whispered "He should get himself a headset". Of course, the image of CJ was then complete and I started to laugh. She had no idea what was so funny!

On top of all that, some pretentious little arehle decided to try patronising me this afternoon. I was so mad that I apparently shouted at the top of my voice "Do you HAVE to patronise me every time you come over?" At least he apologised and went away with a flea in his ear. I should have called him a cockwomble. That would have sorted him out.

Oh I feel better for getting that off my chest now!

moojangles · 19/01/2015 20:09

cjwoof I see the error of my thought process.. maybe alternatives for if the CJ suit breaks/ gets worn out

LovingTheBritActors · 19/01/2015 20:27

I had 18 years of DH in low slung combats, height the same, dark brown eyes, military haircut and no posh voice. Little grey at the sides now but build same. I even have pictures of desert combats, tan from Gulf War and at least 25 equally gorgeous mates. I miss the army. But good while it lasted.

cjwoofwoof · 19/01/2015 20:34

Yes WHAJ the Pelvic Protection System iwould have to be a built-in necessity of the CJ blow-up plastic surgery suit, included in all models and versions of CJ mode, for the sake of authenticity really, otherwise CJs most vital asset would be exposed to all sorts of rough handling (hopefully).

WHAJEB1 · 19/01/2015 20:46

moojangles Blush erm accidentally perving on the british army website Hmm

Richtea19 · 19/01/2015 20:49

WHAJ hillarous pelvic protection system!!! In xlarge size for the zip suit!!

lovingthebrit wow maybe the gorgous mates can come to our MN OG AGM!!! We are going to have an AGM are we??

cherin · 19/01/2015 20:54

whajeb have you watched bluestone 42 yet? There's a scene where the two squaddies blame the pelvic thingy for their itchy balls (sic!) whilst they are actually "raising" lice so they can get them to race and win the trophy for filthiest bastard of the base.
Puts all kinkiness out of the picture, to be honest!!! :-)

cherin · 19/01/2015 21:00

Need to get a better picture of the tattoo on the back...

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Richtea19 · 19/01/2015 21:01

Blimey cherin might get the DH to find out how to get a body like that in 6 weeks!

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