THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

Should have chosen Will.

I miss Kylie :(

Perlease. Rudimentary could do more for her career than any of these twazzocks.

30???

Dont do sex on fire or I will find you. And I will kill you.

This one has pretty eyes.
If he gets through, we shall call him PrettyEyes.

He looks older than his dad.

He's like the scary hypnotist on Blackpool pier.

Fast forward a few years and add his dad's moobs to that hairy chest and there's a cabaret act in there somewhere.

Tom Jones will wet his pants for this song.

Hairy chest growing over a v tee
Fucking hate this song.

I bet he'll tell him he's done a cover of it.

Too much wibbly warbling.

Is he gyrating?

Has there been a 'I'm from South Wales' love-in yet? That's usually twice each programme.

God, DS1 has just told them to spin round!

Looks like a serial killer.

This is pub rock shoutiness isn't it? He's throwing everything at it.

No one going to turned. Bless,

How weird, thought I recognised it.

Resisted til now.

Have been watching for five minutes. Rita is already getting on my tit ends.

I was worried S'Tom would turn.

He knows where they live

RIP* PrettyEyes.

*RIP was a Rita Ora song, fact fans.

They are all feeling very glad that they took their details off 192.com...

Rita hasn't annoyed me yet. Still time.

squoosh no, no Welsh people yet. Which is odd.