The Apprentice, thread 6- It's the headless chicken night because they've never heard of ebay.

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Or google.

I might not watch tonight as I've got to sew some tacky Christmas pyjamas, but here's a thread for you all to enjoy.

Oh fuck off. If Alan sugar hadn't thought it made him look stupid, he'd have said it was brilliant.

I used to have to deliver coffee there each day... Creepy place

Thanks Caulk, I'll have a look at the ears after Dara :)

I wonder whether someone making the programme went for this option just because otherwise there would have been no tension around who won?

Oh wow, really?
What a job!

Caulk, maybe Santa could send you one?

Outrageous! It is a skeleton Sugar!!

I haven't seen Nicky Chapman for years...where has she been hiding?

I want to think that their drivers occasionally throw in comments and then they are edited out. Maybe someone suggested it to Fillipe?

The ears will have to wait until the end of Dara.

I love how Filipe is prepared to laugh about himself - always a very attractive quality

My job was making coffee, I just happened to make it for porn makers and gold sellers. True story.

If Father Christmas sent me one I could spend the whole of January making it. My housemates would love that.

That Soutar chap looks like a right snake.

Someone's had fun with the sounds and music today. First the weather report, then hallelujah

Yes, BOF, I like the look of him

CaulkheadUpNorth might start speaking in the third person more often.

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It could be your Christmas present to yourself, Caulk - or we start a MN whip-round

Yes, good point about there being no real tension between the teams is Sugar hadn't pretended to be so angry about the skeleton

If CaulkheadUpNorth starts that malarky she will get a slap around the head

Wow! I love it. I've brought my preset to myself already so it'll need to be my secret Santa one!

So if you're on this thread Santa, that's what I want.

Ach, the whole thing is completely contrived.
Of course they create tension artificially: clever editing and manipulation of who ends up in the board room.

I loved the music!

Caulkhead will stop because it takes a long time to type, not for fear of being hit round the head

The only person who can do the 3rd person malarky in a charming manner is Zombie.
Sorry, Caulk, no offence.

That's ok. Very happy to stop

Does anyone know what his business plan is/was?

Someone telling a lawyer to be more ruthless??????