X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

Oh Tony bennett- performing with Gaga

Raah, perhaps they've only just found her boobs?

The problem with this Amazon advert is that I don't believe any of the people featured want to watch fast and furious six.

Heynow is a knob-you can just imagine his awful chat up lines

Have you SEEN Ricky Gervais in his twenties? He was HOT!!

I'd rather do Ed Sheeran. Although I'm old enough to be his mum. Smuggy-smuggington would love himself too much.

Cal. No one wants to watch Fast and Furious Six

Honey possibly.

Oh look it's a OD tour everybody. I'm not getting up for it.

That H&M ad must have cost a few bob.

I refuse to believe that he was hot. He had the same teeth.

I can fully imagine Ben doing that whole 'the game' thing on you if he was trying to chat you up.

it's clear boobs and bum week. No abs allowed.

squoosh- most of the budget went on Gaga's wig.

I always wonder what Dermot whispers to the contestants after they've had their feedback. Most of the time he must be saying "well done, loved it" as they say thank you, but sometimes they do a kind of surprised giggle/confused face instead.

Would love to know.

and it would probably be more interesting to listen to than the songs

Sir: that is exactly my point.

Your one Wanker is wearing RossfromFriends' jumper again

They're hardly going to say the public chose a shit song, are they?

But....but .... there was no tune, it was all shouted. It was SHIT. And they are clearly too dim to learn another song.

Oh, the backlighting is NOT kind to the ears o'Year Nine

I'm not sure Y9 know what perfect means. They'll have to spent their detention looking it up in the dictionary and writing out definitions.

How is this the 'perfect' song for them?

Seeing dry ice makes me want to snog someone.

MAKE HIM STOP DOING THOSE FACES!

Why does Head Wanker do that weird eye thing?

This is very Westlife.

AWFUL faces, just awful