X FACTOR - The RESULTS! Who will be left singing 'Sad songs' and wondering 'Where do broken hearts go?'

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Simon is hoping it will be Stevi- but i wonder if the great british public will keep him in?

I want Lamenting Lozza to go- she's just depressing

Augh crap I meant PRIVATE Dancer for Fleur

These guys are shite these days with these dance moves.

Mark is morphing into Jules Holland.

Came on here to snigger at the dancing and obvious miming. See you agree! Its awful. Boy band routine on blokes pushing 50.

Anyone see Boyzone on Jonathan Ross last night. It's on a par with this.

I've never liked Take That.

I didn't like them when I was a teenager.
I didn't like them when they reformed and they became socially acceptable.
I don't like them now.

What's happened to little Marky Owen's face?

Bazza could hold a tune when I heard him live.

This is a sort of a performance you would expect from an x-factor group, not some supposedly popular and talented group.

It looks like a Daft Punk video now

Dancing like dickheads

I think it's time to do the kindest thing isn't it?

Omg, I prefer masterb8 to this....

Mark looks like kevin from grimsby ( strictly dancer)

I'd actually say most of the contestants are better than this.

All that work on the treadmill and the carb sacrifice. Hardly seems worth it, does it, Bazza?

YY I thought the same about Boyzone as well. You don't need the money that much surely?

This is rubbish.

my sister tried, and failed , to get tickets to see them. I hope she is relieved.

Gary and mark look like they have been indulging in the pies recently.

Not that I can talk

Wasn't there another one? What happened to him?

Definitely miming.

Do you think they're trying to create a dance that all the kids will be doing at their school discos? If they are, they've failed spectacularly.

DH said at least it is better than Chezza's crotch

Bazza has turned Smugcuntery into an art form. National Treasure my arse.

I'd still have a go with Howard, since you asked.

Mark Owen's face - too much plastic surgery? Or too much alcohol abuse??

I miss Robbie.