X FACTOR - The RESULTS! Who will be left singing 'Sad songs' and wondering 'Where do broken hearts go?'

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Simon is hoping it will be Stevi- but i wonder if the great british public will keep him in?

I want Lamenting Lozza to go- she's just depressing

OMG they are touring? Oh dear.

Mark Owen gets shorter by the day.

One of my best friends used to weep salty tears when she listened to Take That's Babe as sung by wee Mark.

Mark IS like a little Jools Holland!

Gary and mark have definitely put on a bit of weight.

Sod off, grandad.

Mark/Jules looked very very tiredandemotional there.

Dermot, mention the tax man , dare ya!

It's never acceptable to miss Robbie Hearts.

Sparkling they are no Duran Duran are they?

YY mark is like a little Julie's Holland. But at least he's not smuggling it up tinkling away on the piano all over someone else's song, like Jules.

They should let us vote on the pro acts that come on. The losers should have to forgo their record contracts and audition for the X factor.

Mark Owen looks like the love child of President Jed Bartlett and Renee Zelleweger.

Standards tickets for take that at the manchester arena .....95£!!!!!

I'd deffo go for Howard out of that trio.

Now 89? I have the first one some where

I want one of those MacBook Airs but they are ££££££

Oh dear, of course they are, Gazza has a tax bill to pay!

ohdear- all that was left when dsis tried were some for £720!

£95!!!! I'd rather spend that sort of money on a front row West End show. At least there I will get to see talented people perform.

Does the M&S ad show a giant pork pie with a pear on the top?

I've just realised that the adverts are different depending in what area of the country you're in. I'm getting the ads that were being mentioned the last lot of adverts!

I can't think of Howard without hearing Chewbacca in my head, thanks to Star Stories

I like tt but fuck me maternity pay can't stretch that

DH's work bought him a MacBook air. He luffs it.

£95 in Birmingham too!

'Twas £65 to see Bazza and £60 to see Robbie.