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Made in Chelsea back tonight! Who is in?

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NickiFury · 13/10/2014 16:08

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WowserBowser · 19/11/2014 17:17

Oh yes Nicki - he has a serial killer look to him.

I can imagine he's cut a spy hole in the bathroom wall to watch her shit.

squoosh · 19/11/2014 17:20

You're aroused Wowser. Just imagine him. Jonty is his name, he has a florrid complexion and he smells of Nanny's warm bosom and damp labrador, he's wearing his grandfather's tweeds, and tells you you're a 'fine filly'.

It's what every girl dreams of!

WowserBowser · 19/11/2014 17:21
Only1scoop · 19/11/2014 17:22

The 'wounded' Alek with his baby voice at the end almost pushed me over the edge.

chockbic · 19/11/2014 17:25

Louise will just manipulate him until he goes insane and runs around with an axe.

The first murder on reality TV!

squoosh · 19/11/2014 17:33

I hate myself for checking on Twitter if they're still together.

Who's looking after his business? Elves?

WowserBowser · 19/11/2014 17:35

Sad is me having tweeted Louise about an hour ago.

squoosh · 19/11/2014 17:39

What did you ask her?

WowserBowser · 19/11/2014 17:40

I said her salad sounded 'fucking awful'

WowserBowser · 19/11/2014 17:41

Sorry - I should have made something up that was a bit more interesting than that.

She never replied :-(

Emma Miller did the other day though! Woo!

squoosh · 19/11/2014 17:48

She might send Sam around to beat you up.

WowserBowser · 19/11/2014 17:48

He wouldn't make it passed Watford Gap.

Marcelinewhyareyousomean · 20/11/2014 21:45

I think Steve had a point with Steph. They agreed to move on and 'please not with my mates' is reasonable IRL. He did seem really upset.

TT's inexplicable allure seems to deflect blame elsewhere. TT threw Binky under the bus when she was late on purpose so TMF could question her over wine. He then attacked her at the table and she fought back, good for her.

I like Lucybot. Steph is her bf but she was out of order.

Victoria is really boring. Just there to gaffaw at the fabulous MF.

BingoBonkers · 20/11/2014 22:17

Sam is a bumbling buffoon. He's awkward to watch. I must have missed an episode because I didn't know Tiff and Sam had snogged. Yes TIFF SNOGGED!! Grin

I absolutely hated the dinner party when they all discussed private lives round the table so publicity. Cos that would happen in real life.

Madeyemoodysmum · 20/11/2014 23:00

Is it back on again?!!!

Marcelinewhyareyousomean · 20/11/2014 23:10

Get yourself to on demand ...

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/11/2014 00:28

I think mic has run its course. Spenny is now in a Relationship hence not in it

Same as Hugo and Millie did a while back

Who is the mystery bloke tt watched cartoons with? They often can't rem what they did Hmm

Tiff and tiff pmsl

Sam does support his sister as he should but makes his self look silly

Felt sorry for binky as got the 3rd degree and tho Louise is her friend think she feels and as she knows she cheated and knows how that feels as happens to her

Madeyemoodysmum · 21/11/2014 07:24

OK. Have seen this series then its not a new one.

squoosh · 21/11/2014 10:06

No, it is a new series.

BingoBonkers · 21/11/2014 10:31

It's quite a dull series.

HonestLie · 24/11/2014 22:23

Was that Fran?!

Ujjayi · 24/11/2014 22:58

Yes HonestLie, it was!

Marcelinewhyareyousomean · 24/11/2014 23:07

Not seen it yet.

I miss Fran. They change the cast and send them to Coventry without ever mentioning it. Don't Fran and Binky live together? Where is Cheska, bring back Ollie co. Strange.

Marcelinewhyareyousomean · 24/11/2014 23:08

Don't Fran live with Binky? wtaf? Shock I'm not a cockney. I'm frightfully common but I don't know what happened there. Ever so sorry.

Marcelinewhyareyousomean · 24/11/2014 23:25

ffs I retract my apology. I'm not at my best. Night.

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