Made in Chelsea back tonight! Who is in?

[NickiFury]

Oh yes Nicki - he has a serial killer look to him.

I can imagine he's cut a spy hole in the bathroom wall to watch her shit.

You're aroused Wowser. Just imagine him. Jonty is his name, he has a florrid complexion and he smells of Nanny's warm bosom and damp labrador, he's wearing his grandfather's tweeds, and tells you you're a 'fine filly'.

It's what every girl dreams of!

The 'wounded' Alek with his baby voice at the end almost pushed me over the edge.

Louise will just manipulate him until he goes insane and runs around with an axe.

The first murder on reality TV!

I hate myself for checking on Twitter if they're still together.

Who's looking after his business? Elves?

Sad is me having tweeted Louise about an hour ago.

What did you ask her?

I said her salad sounded 'fucking awful'

Sorry - I should have made something up that was a bit more interesting than that.

She never replied :-(

Emma Miller did the other day though! Woo!

She might send Sam around to beat you up.

He wouldn't make it passed Watford Gap.

I think Steve had a point with Steph. They agreed to move on and 'please not with my mates' is reasonable IRL. He did seem really upset.

TT's inexplicable allure seems to deflect blame elsewhere. TT threw Binky under the bus when she was late on purpose so TMF could question her over wine. He then attacked her at the table and she fought back, good for her.

I like Lucybot. Steph is her bf but she was out of order.

Victoria is really boring. Just there to gaffaw at the fabulous MF.

Sam is a bumbling buffoon. He's awkward to watch. I must have missed an episode because I didn't know Tiff and Sam had snogged. Yes TIFF SNOGGED!!

I absolutely hated the dinner party when they all discussed private lives round the table so publicity. Cos that would happen in real life.

Is it back on again?!!!

Get yourself to on demand ...

I think mic has run its course. Spenny is now in a Relationship hence not in it

Same as Hugo and Millie did a while back

Who is the mystery bloke tt watched cartoons with? They often can't rem what they did

Tiff and tiff pmsl

Sam does support his sister as he should but makes his self look silly

Felt sorry for binky as got the 3rd degree and tho Louise is her friend think she feels and as she knows she cheated and knows how that feels as happens to her

OK. Have seen this series then its not a new one.

No, it is a new series.

It's quite a dull series.

Was that Fran?!

Yes HonestLie, it was!

Not seen it yet.

I miss Fran. They change the cast and send them to Coventry without ever mentioning it. Don't Fran and Binky live together? Where is Cheska, bring back Ollie co. Strange.

Don't Fran live with Binky? wtaf? I'm not a cockney. I'm frightfully common but I don't know what happened there. Ever so sorry.

ffs I retract my apology. I'm not at my best. Night.