Made in Chelsea back tonight! Who is in?

[NickiFury]

Who said they could already see Polo George as an older man? I totally saw that tonight! Whatever he was wearing gave him a middle aged spread which I'm sure he can't have acquired since the polo game a fortnight ago. God, he's sexless. He and Victoria are perfect for each other.

I'm fine with Cheska being lost marceline

Just remembered Victoria had a real vendetta against Cheska a couple of seasons ago.

Maybe the first mic murder has actually already occurred... Victoria did it in the conservatory with a polo mallet. Poor Cheska.

I think you've unearthed the reason Vicky Dullard aka VD is on the show. She's bumping auwff characters. Or they have real jobs and lives and don't just live on the tellybox.

Didn't sam really fancy fran? so what he gets a girlfriend and she decides to share a bed with him after previously turning him down at every opportunity?

'You don't fuck the help'

Without wanting to be vulgar I can't imagine Victoria is into anything as messy and unsanitary as sex. Whoever she ends up marrying will probably be on close terms with 'the help'.

Thought Victoria was being eased out of the conversation so MF and polo man could "hook up" (in a posh way). Was quite funny but I did feel a bit sorry for her.

Don't think Fran and Sam happened. She has more standards than that.

Aren't Lucy and her sister so alike right down to the mannerisms.

Another episode without Spenny thought he would be at the boiiiiiiiis party. Wonder where he was?

Spenny has left the building.

Just caught up, I enjoyed this episode a bit more. I felt a bit sorry for Sam, I think he does really like Tiff. But would he have turned down Fran if she was offering it?! Hmmm will be interested to see next weeks.

Tiff is growing on me, she has some similarities with Lucy, but isn't quite as witty/cutting/beautiful. A poor man's Lucy (sorry Tiff). Maybe she feels in Lucy's shadow (I would).

What's going on with Andy too? I do actually think he's being genuine and honest with Louise and Alik, I think they're all being quite harsh on him.

George looks like Gary Busey's (celeb big bro) younger brother.

I miss Spenny, the smarmy wotsit, too. Has he even been in this series (don't think so)? I find it weird they don't even mention/reference people who are no longer in it/on a break. I thought JamieBoi would've at least mentioned Spencer at his party.

And doesn't Sam look like his mum!

Andy can do no wrong as far as i'm concerned

Alik is annoying me with his American-ness. I've got nothing against Americans but he always seems so exaggerated and forced. And the way he was 'charming' of Louise's mum. Shut up, man!

I'm liking Steph and Josh. It seemed to be all Stevie's idea to break ties romantically with Steph so I'm not sure that I agree with his dictating who she can and can't see. They all seem to view the girls as their possessions.

Just reading my post back, it reads terribly-finding Alik's American-ness annoying. It's really nothing to do with where he's from-its just the exaggerated nature of everything he says. He seems so try-hard all the time.

I'm really not a xenophobe

He was irritating with Ma Louise

Steph and Josh are good together, enough with the little chats Stevie

Felt sorry for Andy and can't believe it but Sam too

Love Andy.

Lucy's such a horrible smug little shrew! You can just see her satisfaction when someone puts a foot wrong and she gets to pile in and tell them what they SHOULD have done; odd how her own relationships never work out despite her wisdom.

Stevie is just boring now. You don't get to dictate what someone does next when you've broken up with them AND he was seeing that Billie girl when Steph arrived in NYC! He's another one where you can see the fat middle-aged bloke lurking beneath the skin.

I really want Mark Francis to have a boyfriend. Ideally posh George, or alternatively someone camper to be a foil for him so they can sack awful Victoria. When she said she'd be a snake charmer if she was a party entertainer I thought "er, I think you mean the snake". She looks like Voldemort and seems about as pleasant.

I think friends are off limits when you move on after a break up. I totally get where Stevie is coming from. Steph even agreed during their scripted chat.

Sam is urgh, don't see what Tiff and TIFF see in him.

TT is annoying.

Can't wait to see Fran.

Spenny was in one of the first episodes - it was him who pushed Josh and Steph together. He's disappeared since but it was like he wanted to get one over on stevie. I agree friends are off limits - what is wrong with this incestuous group anyway that they have to share bfs/gfs?

This article sums up the current series and made me smile ….
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2848943/Scraping-barrel-halcyon-days-Millie-Mackintosh-Lucy-Watson-s-friendship-Spencer-distant-memory-Chelsea-turns-TOWIE-JIM-SHELLEY.html

The trailer for this week's episode looks like something did happen with Sam and fran and possibly Binky knew as she's pissed with fran for meeting lucy and tiff...

Spencer is back tomorrow. He's been on holiday apparently.

Steph's instagram keeps getting trolled by people saying they've seen Josh and Fran 'hooking up'.

Josh has shifty eyes.

Is Fran trying to claw herself back in to the limelight?

No mention of Lucy and Proudlock now though and he was in the paper with his ex Emma the other day.

Spencer's new girlfriend will be making an appearance at some point apparently ...

Anyone else think the champagne with the oysters looked like water?