X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

Evening fellow masochists.

Evening!

At least it's only an hour.

And We're

BACK IN THE ARENA!!

With a due sense of dread... Good evening all.

Weird shirts of couple at home with baby.

Shots. Not shirts. Autocorrect and my tying are a hideous combo.

DD1 looked Pugsy guy.

It must be hard to find a pugs-based wardrobe.

Probably a number of weird shirts too, Cal

Aww, I love that he has dogs on his shirt.

His parents don't have a clue how awful this show is, do they?

It's a niche market, but I'm sure if he gets through, the costume department will have him wearing shirts with Staffies on.

It will cause a rift.

Go on son.

I can't help but like Pugsy

Please sing, rather than piss around pug-man.

I love this song.

I want Pugsy to win. He has a beard, wears dog shirts. Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen .

Let him win.

They will have him on stage with fucking poodles.

Cal poodles!!

He is very likeable. Not just because of the commitment shown by finding dog clothes featuring a particular breed.

Mama and papa Pugs haven't got a scooby.

I fucking love pug dude.

He likes PUGS in an ARENA. he's singing and liking PUGS in an ARENA.

If they put him in pleather I will hunt down Cowell and Louis and stab them to death with their fake teeth.

Go Pugley

I love Pugsy.

Wilf has the same bulldog shirt as Andrea!!!!

To be fair Pugs are quite en vogue at the mo.

He'd really struggle if he was into Rhodesian Ridgebacks

It is a very rare thing for us all to like a contestant.

I fear pleather and poodles. Worse still poodles in pleather.

Evening all!

I don't get Pugsley I'm afraid! I don't see the attraction.

God they're milking this. I'm going off him already.

The fickle fan.