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Hollyoaks spoilers 2 ... Let's hope Ste is alive!

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cogitosum · 06/08/2014 19:33

Thought I'd start next thread...

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KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 18/12/2014 19:31

"If you've affected by any of the issues raised..."

What? If you've been handcuffed to a radiator by your twin sister/mother of your child and forced to wear a snowman jumper and eat Christmas pudding?

Or you've bribed someone with paracetamol to get a barman job?

WTF?

Xmas Hmm
AlpacaYourThings · 18/12/2014 19:31

That was really awkward. They seem so young Sad

FelixFelixNavidad · 18/12/2014 20:18

JoffreyGrin

EatShitDerek · 18/12/2014 20:47

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KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 19/12/2014 15:27

I'm looking forward to tonight's.

Am going to make a hot chocolate with Bailey's and really enjoy it.

Xmas Smile
AlpacaYourThings · 19/12/2014 19:20

When did Holly and Jason get back together? Confused

AlpacaYourThings · 19/12/2014 19:22

Is Dodger just urinating and deficating where he is?

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 19/12/2014 19:48

Sienna would've got him a PortaPotty and some quilted toilet paper.

She thinks of everything. She's awesome.

Flowers
AlpacaYourThings · 19/12/2014 19:52

Of course! What was I thinking. She is the perfect host.

Jbck · 19/12/2014 19:59

She'll have him in an adut nappy and be powdering his perfect peachy tuschy (sp?)

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 19/12/2014 20:11

Bit too kinky...

Trinpy · 19/12/2014 21:30

I actually lol'd at Dodger's 'why couldn't I be Jewish?'.

Really enjoying HO atm.

Sad that Dodger and Nico keep trying to ruin Sienna's special Xmas though.

EatShitDerek · 19/12/2014 21:36

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KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 19/12/2014 21:51

Agreed. They're both brats.

What was the alternative?

Dodger spends Christmas with Maxine (who don't forget is both the mother of his sister and his step mum) and they spend yet more time doing their on/off relationship bickering and Nico spends it either in hospital or with her angry, silent grandfather who gave her away?

Why? I'd much rather spend it with Sienna. I'm genuinely upset that they've pissed all over her lovely Christmas.

Xmas Sad
KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 19/12/2014 21:54

I actually lol'd at Dodger's 'why couldn't I be Jewish?'.

Don't they celebrate for 8 days?

Is he saying he wishes there was 8 days of this radiator lark? But then says he wants to leave. He's playing mind games...

Not cool, Dodger. Eat your dinner.

ladygracie · 21/12/2014 22:00

KingJ: "If you've affected by any of the issues raised..."

What? If you've been handcuffed to a radiator by your twin sister/mother of your child and forced to wear a snowman jumper and eat Christmas pudding?

Or you've bribed someone with paracetamol to get a barman job?

WTF?

fhmm
That is exactly what I said!! Honestly - how ridiculous. I'm not allowed to watch it with dd anymore because I get too ranty about it!

Southeastdweller · 23/12/2014 18:00

I'm so bored of Sienna's antics. There just doesn't seem anywhere to go now for the character.

Looking forward to Ste and J.P's wedding this week.

MrsBertMacklin · 23/12/2014 20:05

Shock at end credits

sarkymare · 23/12/2014 20:12

Just accidentally deleted all my oaks I had been saving for my Boxing Day hangover.

Sobs.

The last I saw was the day of nicos transplant. I don't suppose anyone could do a quick summary for me? Pretty please Grin

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 24/12/2014 20:56

I'm catching up. I've been away.

Sienna made that dress? And look at her perfect nails.

Dodger is a twat. Honestly, I have no sympathy for him.

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 24/12/2014 21:13

Sienna got them matching jumpers.

Awww, am welling up. She's so sweet and lovely.

Xmas Smile
KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 24/12/2014 21:15

Tony picks his moments, doesn't he?

Xmas Confused
Trinpy · 24/12/2014 21:26

Tony is a selfish prick. Even Sinead could do better.

I'm glad Sienna is persevering with Dodger. He has to come round to her way of thinking eventually Smile.

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 24/12/2014 22:00

He took fooking ages to eat that sprout.

I don't think he's the kind of guy to leap into action... He needs time.

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 24/12/2014 22:06

Awwww, how lovely is Dirk?

Xmas Grin
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