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Dodger is trapped in a Christmas nightmare as Sienna holds him and Nico captive in the basement of Anna's old house. Sienna is determined to create the perfect family Christmas for all of them. Later, Sienna is in the kitchen when Nico calls for help. Sienna sees lifeless Dodger slumped over and Nico runs away, but as she is still recovering from her operation, will she make it safely back to the village?
Meanwhile, Phoebe tells Robbie that she is pregnant and he can't get out of the door quick enough. Bastard.
Theresa is worried about Dodger's whereabouts and tells Sienna that she is going to find him. Later, Sienna orders Dodger to call Theresa and tell her that he's in LA with Maxine, but instead he tells Theresa that he is at Anna's house. When Theresa arrives, will she find Dodger?
It's the night of Ste and John Paul's '90s-themed stag dos and they both turn up as Ginger Spice. Theresa is Baby Spice, Porsche is Posh Spice, Leela is Madonna and Tegan is Britney Spears, but Myra gets it wrong by turning up as Boy George! When Lockie tries to persuade Ste to have a drink, will he be able to resist temptation? Later, John Paul and Lockie find themselves on the run from the law following an eventful night. They end up hiding in the back of a lorry, which drives off with them - and a turkey - in the back. To make matters worse, the police officer mistakes Ste for John Paul and arrests him. Don't know what the fuck is going on there.
Meanwhile, Holly is heartbroken when Jason tells her they need to stay away from each other, unaware that Cindy is behind his change of heart. Not sure about Cindy. Think she may have turned into a bitch.
Elsewhere, Tegan encourages Tony to try harder to find Diane and the twins. He climbs to the top of the arch to attract attention but falls off into the manger that has been built in the village. Dr S'avage takes him to hospital, where Tony discovers a heartbreaking truth. Infertility? Child not being his? Cancer back? Could be anything...
It's Christmas Day and the morning of Ste and John Paul's wedding, but the McQueens worry when they realise that John Paul and Lockie are AWOL. The two runaways have been driven to a far-away remote location, leaving them to fear that they won't make it to the wedding in time. Later, Ste is released from custody and knows he's messed up for the last time. John Paul and Lockie manage to hitch a ride with some rugby players - including Ben Foden - but Ste assumes that the wedding is off and tells Leah and Lucas they're going to Rhyl on holiday. Porsche, Leela and Tegan stop Ste just in time - John Paul is on his way home and the wedding is back on. An excited Ste then waits at the church for his husband-to-be.Outside, John Paul, Lockie and the team of rugby players finally arrive. The wedding goes ahead without a hitch, until the reception… Again, anything could happen.
Meanwhile, Tony hosts Christmas dinner for Dirk, Cindy, Darren, Holly and Tom. He chooses this moment to confront Sinead. Bad news must've been the infertility thing then.
Elsewhere, Dodger worries when Sienna keeps talking about the 'special celebration' that they're going to have and he is horrified when she enters the basement in a wedding dress. Dodger persuades her to delay her plans, but when he won't kiss Sienna, she explodes with anger. He calms her down and tells her the story of the perfect Christmases they would have had if they had never been separated. Dodger promises to help her, if she'll just let him go. Dodger drives Sienna to the hospital but there is a sudden flurry of snow. Sienna's car hits something in the road and Dodger is knocked unconscious. Honestly, I can't see why he won't just marry her. She's nice, she's pretty, she hosts a cracking Christmas, she bought him a snowman jumper, she's the mother of his child. He's being a douche.
Sinead's life hangs in the balance. Assume the 'something in the snow' was her. At least it'll give Tony something else to look worried over.
Meanwhile, Ste and John Paul's relationship is on shaky ground again. Ste goes to see John Paul and decides to tell him everything. YAWN
Elsewhere, Nancy is desperate for more pills and as she trashes the flat to find some, Robbie walks in. He offers to help her, but she has to decide whose help she wants more - Robbie's or Rick's.^ Trashes the flat to find some? Why can't she just walk to a supermarket?*
Nancy retrieves her necklace that was stolen in The Dog robbery from Peri. However, Peri threatens to tell everyone that Nancy is taking painkillers if she goes to the police about Cameron burgling the pub. Later, Rick supplies Nancy with more pills. Robbie is disgusted when he finds out that Rick has been dealing to Nancy, but what will he do about it? Least of her worries, she needs to sort out her hair.
Meanwhile, Lindsey and Freddie are getting passionate in The Loft and they are nearly caught when Joe and DS Thorpe turn up. Joe tries to stop DS Thorpe questioning Freddie, so the detective posts a surveillance photo of Freddie and Lindsey kissing to Joe. This may lead to the revelation of who baby Lofty's father is.
Sandy returns to the village and is shocked to find out that Freddie is a murder suspect. Freddie finds out about the surveillance photo and he and Lindsey panic when Joe summons them to come home. Later, Joe goes to the garage to drop off some mail with DS Thorpe's photo in his bag. Freddie sets up a mugging so Joe's bag gets stolen. Joe tracks down his mugger and finds the surveillance photo in the remnants of a fire.
Elsewhere, Jason's eating disorder takes a turn for the worse.
It's morning on New Year's Eve and Frankie sees Nancy ushering Robbie out of the flat - did they sleep together? Nancy tells Frankie the truth about the pills so Frankie offers to help, as long as Nancy stops taking advantage of Robbie. However, in a moment of weakness, Nancy steals some pills from the Roscoes' bathroom cabinet. Later, the Roscoes gather for a family meal and Ziggy turns up dressed like a dog after filming an advert. Joe tells Sandy that he thinks Freddie is guilty. When Freddie leaves the pub and they follow him, they're shocked by what they see. Oooo, what will they see? I'm guessing it'll be Freddie and Lyndsay going at it over Mercedes rotting corpse. Or summat.
Soon afterwards, Robbie finds Nancy lifeless in The Folly. She wakes up and lies that Rick gave the pills to her. Robbie goes in search of his dad and they fight in the Roscoes' yard. On the warpath, Joe sees Rick fighting with Robbie and punches Rick in the face. Everyone is stunned when they see Rick on the floor and he's not moving… Well, that family are well practiced in hiding bodies by now. Will only take about 30 minutes out of their day.
Meanwhile, Dr S'avage and Kim perform as Neil Diamond and Britney Spears at the pub's 'Star-i-Oke' competition - followed by Frankie dressed as Miley Cyrus! Kim wins the contest and tricks Darren into driving her and Esther into town to celebrate. He has a light-bulb moment when a random party-goer thinks he's a taxi driver. He tells Jack that he's going to set up 'Daz Cabs' - an idea which looks set to change things for him in 2015. Quite.
The Roscoes pray for a miracle. Later, Celine sheds a new light on Jason's eating disorder while the rest of the family learns the fate of their loved one. Meanwhile, Joe threatens Kim to retract her alibi for Freddie, but what does he have on her? Ah-ha! Knew Joe and Kim had a history.
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