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Hollyoaks spoilers 2 ... Let's hope Ste is alive!

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cogitosum · 06/08/2014 19:33

Thought I'd start next thread...

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afreshstartplease · 19/11/2014 16:31

Do we know if Tony is deffently sineads baby daddy? Or could it be ste?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 19/11/2014 16:32

Ooo, and Lyndsay is going to be 'shocked' by her paternity results.

So I assume neither Freddie nor Joe?

Sandy Roscoe is coming back. Maybe she's the father? But even that wouldn't shock me. It needs to be Dennis or Trev or John Paul or someone.

afreshstartplease · 19/11/2014 16:33

Should be dodger, he's everyones dad these days!

iamsofuckingfurious · 19/11/2014 16:37

My money is on Jack Osbourne being the dad. He hasn't done anything but be kind and moral for a while he is overdue for some knobbish behaviour Grin

Trinpy · 19/11/2014 17:12

I think they've confirmed that Ste is the dad?

Grin at Dodger being everyone's dad these days - so true!

afreshstartplease · 19/11/2014 17:27

Hmm I've seen a spoiler about diane realising Tony could be the dad I think

iamsofuckingfurious · 19/11/2014 19:29

Freddie's 'I've just killed Mercedes' face is the same as his 'I'm delivering a baby' face haha.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 19/11/2014 20:22

OMFG. How shit was that?

This whole Autumn drama/4000th episode has been pants.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 19/11/2014 23:26

Notice that Nana wasn't at the wake in The Dog?

And the way she told Myra that Mercedes was definitely not coming back?

Nana's totally the murderer.

The Freddie stuff is a red herring.

Sarkymare · 20/11/2014 09:09

I don't think fredster did kill Mercedes. What would be the point of being all sneaky sneaky and not showing the muderer and then revealing it at the end of the episode anyway?

The blood on his shoes is totally a red herring, it's probably placenta Grin

TheSpottedZebra · 20/11/2014 09:54

Nana? Shock
See I was thinking Lindsay. But would either of them have the strength to stab her?

I thought it probably wasn't Freddie when the floor was mopped so efficiently. Would Freddie really do that? He'd have been cosseted by his mum, he'd never have mopped a floor. And yes, I know I am expected too much of Hollyoaks to be constant with their characterisation there...

Trinpy · 20/11/2014 10:30

Ha! I guessed right (finally)! I did really enjoy yesterday's episode but it would have been 1000x better of they'd had a different murderer.

Does anyone else like to imagine the potential mn baby name threads for some of these HO baby names? Joe junior anyone?

VioletVelvet · 20/11/2014 17:41

Don't know why I've never joined this thread before - my DH has to listen to my ranting after the e4 episode finishes every night!

Off to read through the spoilers...

Grin @ HO baby name threads

EachandEveryone · 20/11/2014 17:55

You'd Carmels funeral would've been packed to the rafters really.

MrsBertMacklin · 20/11/2014 17:59

Freddie's 'I've just killed Mercedes' face is the same as his 'I'm delivering a baby' face

He is such a shit actor, don't understand why he keeps being given so much work to do - just stand around in a white shirt oh wait, that's Ziggy's job.

Wish the Roscoes would all piss off (although Robbie can actually act, I think).

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/11/2014 18:04

Well, Maxine named her baby Mini after going into labour during a Mini crash.

Lyndsay could go for 'Lofty' after going into labour in The Loft. That's not been used as a name since Bob The Builder.

Lofty Roscoe. Lovely.

Sarkymare · 20/11/2014 19:31

Lofty Roscoe. Lovely.

Still better than Myra Pocahontas tutu sparkles McQueen or whatever her name is Grin

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/11/2014 19:31

Oooo, is that a Happily Ever After?!

Yay!!

Grin

Was totally waiting for one of them to be shot or eaten by a shark or something..! Didn't happen.

Dennis and Blessing sitting in a tree all loved up in Amsterdam.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/11/2014 19:34

And are we going to find out who Lofty Roscoe's father is?

By the looks on their faces (well, Lyndsay's face, Freddie's doesn't change) Freddie is the father.

But now I reckon Lyndsay will go back to Joe. Given that she can't seem to cope without a man and stumbles from one brother to the other.

TheSpottedZebra · 20/11/2014 19:36

Is it a happy ever after? It rather feels like Trevor will do Bad Things to them.

So was it Freddie then? Are Nana and Lofty's mum in the clear?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/11/2014 19:40

Yes.

I never thought it was Lyndsay. She's too pathetic.

I did think it was Nana, though. But I also thought the McQueens were going find Nana dead at home after the crash debacle and that would be the Leanne/Jono style 'shock' death.

She's a totally wasted character.

TheSpottedZebra · 20/11/2014 19:54

Nah she's not pathetic, she's heartless and will do whatever it takes for whichever brother she favours at that precise moment.

I'd love it if it were Nana. She's still being odd, no?

cogitosum · 20/11/2014 20:28

Just watching now... I have never seen so many baby boy balloons as Lyndsey had. Surely she doesn't have that many friends?!

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KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 20/11/2014 20:44

Surely she doesn't have that many friends?!

Not since one wound up sectioned under the Mental Health Act and the other has just been murdered..!

Maybe she sent them to herself to make her and baby Lofty look more popular?