Big Brother Thread 4 - Will Semen & Fingerley's Showmance be blown apart?

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Or will their romance drag on for another week of angst and gas-lighting?

Will someone tell Mark repeating other people's ideas is not being psychic?

Will Christopher realise Mark is taking him for a ride?

Will Biannca get her claws into Winston?

So many questions, so much time still to go. It is going to be a long summer....

I reckon eunuch is ch5s researcher

yes! turning night into day! Cursing us all for having better ideas and insight than channel 5. Spot on Only1scoop

*"It'll make your eyes look bigger"

He looks fucking aquatic already*

Genuinely just half choked on my banana reading that.

I've just never felt the urge to do another adult's washing. Don't care how stinky they are. I must be weird

Why would anyone let Helen near their hair with clippers after what she did to Christopher ?

If Moon face 'packed' my case like that I'd have to use that shitty stick on his other eye !

bigbrother.channel5.com/day-47-find-out-who’s-new-power-housemate

Oooo Ashleigh is the new power housemate. As voted by the viewer via the app. I haven't watched the clip yet but going by the write up it would appear the HMs have been told there is a new power HM but not who.

Just caught up on last night, Steven in looking horribly desperate isn't he? Look at me, look at me - aren't I fun! I was genuinely surprised by the call, I thought she sounded much more animated than normal. I thought he had made everything up about the call but he hadn't.

I couldn't really tell what was going on under the covers? I thought he was holding the duvet up so the cameras couldn't see. If I had done his laundry I wouldn't be expecting to go down on him though!

I too was loving the irony of Steven cuddling a robot last night

No Eunuch today? My toenails are free of poo!

What the hell's wrong with Fingerly?

Steven, eurgh, just soooooooo desperate

I wondered where he was too, Countess.

10pm again tonight. Ch5 has no consideration for my need for sleep.

Obviously off pooing on someone else's toenail. No loyalty these days.

I've just found out my MIL is going to look after my toddler tomorrow for six whole hours!! I'll be able to catch up on my sleep tomorrow - hooray!!

Fox, that's nice of her. Does she fancy looking after a seven year old anytime?

She is fab - I'm very lucky to have such a lovely MIL. I'll ask her about your seven year old

Fox I thought you were going to say so you could catch up on BB

I may do that too if I don't have the energy to stay up and watch it!

Evening - anyone else still up?

Ashleigh is an interesting choice as the power housemate. I think it will lessen the chance of her integrating though, which is a shame.

Thats not Florence and the Machine you fuckwits BB.

You took the words out of my mouth, Tooth. I didn't know what song they were talking about until they started singing.

I think Ashleigh is very cold. Mark is giving me rage. Poor Christopher's face when he was last to be picked

Not fair this task - one team have been given the singer and the best song.

What is Chris doing.?

Defo not fair totally agree

My word she can sing.

Somebody has a sense of humour giving Steven's group that Killer's song

The weird dancing ruined it.