Big Brother Thread 4 - Will Semen & Fingerley's Showmance be blown apart?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Or will their romance drag on for another week of angst and gas-lighting?

Will someone tell Mark repeating other people's ideas is not being psychic?

Will Christopher realise Mark is taking him for a ride?

Will Biannca get her claws into Winston?

So many questions, so much time still to go. It is going to be a long summer....

Where does Steven get off criticising Ash and Helen for getting up to stuff?

I'm sick of Mark screaming.

Everything about Mark annoys me, but his habit of opening his mouth like a trap door to indicate he has done something amusing / found something shocking gives me the rage.

Maybe she did his washing because she's fed up of hanging around a stinking bloke who doesn't wash?

Oh and me, that constant affectation in his voice snd playing up to the camera by using Christopher is really getting on my norks

Its funny, Ash appears to be getting more unattractive each day.
He wasn't bad looking at the beginning, now hes just meh.. Maybe it's because he's so lacking in personality.

Anne, that's what I think.

Kimbot and Danielle going seems to have brought harmony to the house.

Why is Ash wearing a wooly hat? It's hot.

It was good to see them actually having a proper belly laugh....

Step out of the closet Stephen.. FFS!

Jelly yes....I've been saying that since day 1

Ew! Steven stop looking! Chris is great!

Did she just go down on him?

That was a very fake laugh from Helen. She was clearly trying to wake people up to draw attention to what they were doing,

Are we really that bothered if Ash and Helen shag?

He'll be even sweatier and stinkier.

Eeeeuuwwwwww

I hope he had a wash before she put her head down there.

Did you see Steven cuddling into a robot toy? Now he finally has a Kimbot!

The toy had more personality.

ladies-in Kimbot's absence Steven is cuddling a robot pillow. This stuff writes itself....

Where did the robot pillow come from?

Yak, these people are RANK doing that with other people in the room - never mind all the tv cameras watching every move

Maybe channel 5 are reading this thread...