TENNIS FANS! New thread -With bouncier balls and clean towels...

[Raahh]

New thread for tennis fans, with or without the ability to watch on tv. Or even live and in person



(When should we start pestering for our back?)

[MrsVamos]

Raahh

My DD is tone deaf. Doesn't have a clue, bless her. That Sunday is going to be painful !

[Raahh]

I read that as 'Andy's got a broken back'

Which would be terrible.

[JuanPotatoTwo]

How bout we just pray for the other finalist not to turn up - wd save so much worry? :). No wonder his mother is slim, her nerves must be shot.

[MrsVamos]

Totally, Juan.

In my head I look like I did pre-children, and am as fit as I was 15 years ago.

Then I catch sight of myself and SIOB. It hurts !

I huff and puff like a loon too. I should pack up the fags, but they keep me sane(ish).

[Raahh]

We need nearly all the top players to mysteriously get beaten or retire through injury in the first couple of rounds.

Worked for Andy at Wimbledon

[MrsVamos]

But it will be so sweet when he beats Djikdock...

[MrsVamos]

OOOH, Raahh

Put those claws away !

Although, I saw Judy on This Morning, this week. Apparently she doesn't have much faith in her son winning again this year either.

[Raahh]

MrsV yes, that's true.

[Raahh]

Well, that Judy, she knows her stuff.

[MrsVamos]

Precisely what I thought.

[MrsVamos]

VAMOS RAFA !

C'mon !

[JuanPotatoTwo]

I really struggled with what you wrote about Judy on This Morning just then - all sorts of ridiculous thoughts went through my head. Eg "oh, is Judy back on This Morning", followed by "I didn't know she had any sons", followed by "Her son played at Wimbledon?? :0. Then I twigged. You meant Judy of the Murray variety, not of the Finnegan one . It's evidently not just your looks that go with age ...

[MrsVamos]

Awww, Juan.

A woman after my own heart.

I am 38 next month and I have lists of lists of lists.

It used to be just for Christmas, now it's ALL.THE.TIME.

I have to write notes for everything, usually in duplicate.

I also have a habit of putting things in 'safe' places.

So blardy safe I can never find them again.

[HarveySchlumpfenburger]

I'm only 31 and I do that. There really is no hope for me.

[JuanPotatoTwo]

Feck. 4-2 to Andy.

[MrsVamos]

Please someone, what's the score ? Not sure if long game or my screen broked.

[MrsVamos]

Feck indeed.

[MrsVamos]

Medicinal, you understand.

[JuanPotatoTwo]

Well I'm not even going to tell you all my age. Lets just say I was 38 once :). I'm prob the oldest of the lot of you and therefore I claim a consolation prize. I'll have Pot please :)

[HarveySchlumpfenburger]

4-2 to Murray. Nadal's just been broken again.

FFS Rafa. You're playing Murray on clay. You'e the world number 1 on your favourite surface. Get a grip.

[JuanPotatoTwo]

Oh I wish you could all see this - Nadal broken back to 3-4. He's going nuts :)

[MrsVamos]

I can't watch.

[MrsVamos]

VAMOS

How are you watching, Juan ?

Sky ?

[Raahh]

[purpleprincess]

Neither can I Mrs Vamos I don't have tennis tv or sky .