Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Athos to me: Marvin Gaye > Let's get it on

accompanied by enticing hip swaying dance

Richelieu - Stripper Vicar, Mansun.

Anyway, am sulking that I don't have any musketeers here to help me. I bet Porthos could fix a washing machine. Whilst wearing a vest. Lovely D'Artagnan would bring me cups of tea and be soothing; Aramis would try to cheer me up. Hell, even the cardinal would just snap his fingers and order a new washing machine. But, could Athos help in this situation? I don't think he would. Useless Athos!

Athos would help, he'd fetch you wine and happily get drunk with you. He would get handsomer, and handsomer (is that a word) as more alcohol was consumed at which point you'd see the error of your ways and kick the rest of the musketeers out and invite Athos upstairs!

Although I'm with you, I too reckon Porthos would be the kind of man who could fix your washing machine.

I reckon you have a point there Hector. I think if Athos got you drunk you really wouldn't care about the washing machine. But then again it might depress you the following day if it were still broken...

Hector, Hector - we're supposed to be putting them off Athos, not enncouraging them and therefore making the queue longer

Ooppppps. You're right!

Errrrrmmm Athos will no longer be able to help with your washing machine dilemma he is temporarily otherwise engaged..... at my house!

Right I'm off out this evening. So don't be touching cardinal! And don't fill up the thread until I get back!

Yeah, yeah, we all know he's really at my house

No, no I'm still here :) But I haven't actually watched any of it yet, just hoping I can get caught up on IPlayer. Then I'll take whatever leftovers I can get my hands on to avoid being killed by Musketeer lovers I mean nutters

Climbs off Athos.

Richelieu: Van Halen > House of Pain

I had a sexy plumber once. Not HAD had, he just did some work for us. He was so gorgeous I was inviting my friends round to see him and dh caught me once totally staring at his arse. He had been sent round by some bloke dh knows, so we didn't have his contact details, so on his last day with us I asked him for his phone number "in case I needed him again" and pretended to myself that he'd given it to me for equally lustridden reasons.

Athos is here ladies I'm afraid. He's sullenly leaning against the wall in my kitchen swigging from a bottle of red and gazing at me from under the brim of his hat.

In my dreams

Oblomov as soon as I watch the IPlayer episodes I will list my snog /marry / shag / avoid preferences. Don't want to commit myself on the basis of the rather dubious 'portraits' linked on here (yes Malcolm and Hannah I am looking at you!)

Dilemma:

You are given the chance to snog ONLY SNOG for 5 minutes, no groping, rubbing, heavy petting, touching of any kind WHATSOEVER, the musketeer (or desperate d'artagnan), of your choosing....

But first, you have to lick the Kings ball bags and rim the Cardinal.

Would you do it?...

Heheh... can't believe this one not been done yet...

Athos: UB40 > Red Red Wine

Hannah I would have to decline. Ball bags I could just about manage, rim - no!

No, you'd have to tempt me a bit more than that!

Rim? No way. Yuk. Never.

Balls? King? No problem. You all know I quite like him!!

cardinal? Could Give a blow job. Love blow jobs. My favourite. Cardinals not my type. But I could easily bj him.

Sooooooo..... what you're saying, is that you're not really, that committed?..

Where's Malcolm when you need her? She'd have that place spick and span. Hell, she'd volunteer to do everyone else's. She'd be trading favours for favours

Rimming the Cardinal?

God no, I'm not that committed

For a snog for five minutes? Not a chance.

Dentist sadly was a woman and a bit cheerless too

I too remember King Rollo. There was a monarch with issues.

I've put another picture up of my lover, Aramis, at work today. The way Santiago looks in a suit though, I'll be having a full size cardboard cut out before too long

Must admit he does look like he'd scrub up well. Aramis that is. If you like the finished look.

Can I just stress that the Cardinal did in fact have a shower before proceedings took place.
And the snog was for once in a lifetime. Miss it. Miss out. Foreverrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Where's DrinkFeck?... You gonna let the side down too?

D'artagnan with his feathery strokery crying and over sharing would definitely be the sort who would...

Boyz II Men - I'll make love to you.

Time D'Artagnan has a pretty empty social calendar