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Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:50

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

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AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 13:29

I have a cough and this thread is making me choke no choking last night

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 14:11

Athos when he was growing his beard

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AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:15

Working from home and DH has a day off. I can't decide whether to watch Episode 2 or go and jump him.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 14:15

Athos in his childhood

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 14:18

D'Artagnan when the Musketeers told him he could play with them

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 14:22

Jump him Anne! Afternoons are best for nooky pantookie.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 14:26

OMG! I just put "Victorian beard" into google images and one of the pictures to come up was CAPALDI! Fuck off google.

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AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:29

he is pretending to sleep.. fucker. His loss.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 14:37

Can't you wheek off all your clothes and pounce on him yelling "AAAAMMMMBBUUUUUUUSSSSHHH!"? Or would that get you into trouble?

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AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:43

Hahaha. I could but he has now pissed me off by telling me he isn't going to pick the kids up from school... I could rant on about his twattishness today, however instead I provide something a little different for perusal.

[http://www.entertainmentoutlook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/the-musketeers-promo-images-15.jpg]]

AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:44

And this... (I don't know how to do the writing in the link shenanigans).

[http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KO-LFlQs_rc/UrxxtesreoI/AAAAAAAATF0/hX65PZHJ4D0/s1600/the+musketeers+3.jpg]]

AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:47

Artwork tbc but I think it looks rather fetching to me.

www.bbcshop.com/content/ebiz/bbc/invt/bbcdvd3887/musketeers_h_600.jpg

Oblomov · 04/03/2014 14:48

MTM!! Shock Glenn fucking Mederios. F**k, I've heard it all now....

And errr NO, to King Rollo.

And while we're at it, MTM, if you want to play dirty:

CardinalRemindsMeOf

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 04/03/2014 14:49

Ooh Anne I like that second one Grin

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 04/03/2014 14:51

Howard Charles is the only one who really looks good there - the others look really self-conscious. They are obviously so much more comfortable in leather clothes pretending to be other people!

AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:52

Which Musketeer would you have here... spoilt for choice.

First dibbs on Chamberlain.

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AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:52

Alibaba - Santiago is most comfortable with his clothes off in between my legs.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 04/03/2014 14:53

None of the others are a patch, are they? Great films though Grin

AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:54

I warn you D'Artagnan gave me lessons just before Aramis arrived last night.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 14:54

I'd still ride them all until they came blood.

Hahaha you dirty old man!

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AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:55

I might need a collection of Musketeer films. I do have 2 hard copies and a kindle edition of the book none of which I have ever read

AnneWentworth · 04/03/2014 14:56

Friggin real life pick up kids, sit around waiting for activities time again.

I will be back.

TimeToPassGo · 04/03/2014 15:02

Is it too late to get sucked into the Musketeers? :o

Stinklebell · 04/03/2014 15:04

It's never too late to see sense and join in with the Musketeer love

Back of the queue for Athos though