THE VOICE- it's FINALLY the last of the blind auditions- there will be many tears and drawn out fake tension (probably).

[Raahh]

The judges will have all their acts by the end of tonight. We can hardly contain out excitement .

Here are the songs the auditionees will sing:

Tom Barnwell
American Boy by Estelle

Johnny
All Night Long by Lionel Richie

Jane Fraser
Heard It Through The Grapevine by Marvin Gaye

Roxanne Yarnold
Shake It Out by Florence + The Machine

Gary Poole
Valerie by Amy Winehouse

Angie Brown
I’m Gonna Get You by Bizarre

Luciee Marie Closier
Mama Do by Pixie Lott

Teresa Vasiliou
I Found Someone by Cher

Bianca Nicholas
One by U2

Aaliyah Dickens
Read All About It by Emeli Sande

Kenny Thompson
New York State of Mind by Billy Joel

Joe West
Mirrors by Justin Timberlake

Jamie Lovatt
Everybody’s Free (To Feel Good) by Rozalla

Nomakhosi Nkosi
Get Ready by The Temptations

Liz Oki
A Different Corner by George Michael

Pete Davies
Roxanne by The Police

Erin
White Flag by Dido

Cherri Prince
Stop by Sam Brown

There's bound to be one judge probably Bill who will spend ages picking their last act.

See y'all at 7pm!

But he's a lovely lad. With a weak voice.

ha x post with Mike

I've fallen for the sob story!

Press your bleedin' buzzer

I don't think he owns a mirror.

Its ok sue hes wearing a hat. It'll keep him warm.

run himself over after overdosing on jacket potato?

Again, he would have been picked earlier on in the competition.

Voice wasn't strong enough, seems nice though.

No - his poor sister!

Well he was shit.
Reality show bingo didn't work for him.

Like the Fifth Beatle, Raah?
He could be the Sixth Easter. No, wait - how many were there? And Easter is confusing.
OK, the Seventh Teener. Yes. He could be that.

I think he definitely ran over his hat.

8Sue*- 7th Easter does sound like a religious cult.

KYLIE STOPPIT NOW

They've been PRIMED -they know his sob story, which is why they are being nice.

Kill me. Kill me now. Even Will is looking oddly at Kylie snd her perving.

Actually, with a bingo card like that he needs to go on X-Factor. They'll put him through to Judges' Houses at least.

They shoud have put the hat through.

Jaysus, Kylie. What if S'Toma had said to Red Dress Girl 'all the better for seeing your tits, my lovely'?
Clearly, he thought it, when he woke up. But he didn't SAY it. Do you see?

He looks like an Eastern Bloc Fabio.

heavy metal hair!

I'm betting he had a hard time at school...

Tonight needs wine.
Just without hearing the rest who do e reckon?
Oh its Marilyn.

Has he borrowed Dermot's sock?