THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

Oh goody, a bit of Mariah to warble to.

DD1 has just said they are like the funky chicken ad.

They do let groups on - remember Bill's Biking Sopranos?

Kylie! Mental!

That was pig swill!!! Why did they turn?

Not my best sleb anecdote, but hey...

No, Raahh . I am grateful I missed those. This is my first series.

Bof- i love a Bof celeb story.

Ricky looks like he's regretting it.

@ Bill's Biking Sopranos.

Toms looking for a threesome.

No idea why 3 turned?

STom clocked there was two of them. No pulling the wool over his eyes, eh?

Chicks.

'chicks'

Kylie hates them.

Anyone else fancy will.i.am?

Saveloys, not legs.

They will be wearing flats in the next few weeks.

I would fancy bill.he.is but I'm troubled by how small his teeth are.

Ooh I can see them doin the locomotion with Kylie in tow.

Yup, Kylie is definitely a man's woman.

But they were called Gemyni

I've had dibs on him since the first series. Get in line

yay- it's this year's JOS couple!

This could be it!!! The new JoS!

HAPPY COUPLE!!!!!!