X Factor- it's the FINAL this weekend! Three songs each, including a duet!

[Raahh]

I KNOW it is a little early, and most of the songs were leaked last week(and are on the last other thread) but I'm out tomorrow morning and cannot contain my excitement really

So here are the songs being sung on Saturday night.

Luke Friend
We Are Young by Fun
What Makes You Beautiful by Luke Friend
DUET: Anything Could Happen by and performed with Ellie Goudling

Nicholas McDonald
Candy by Robbie Williams
Angel by Sarah McLachlan
DUET: Flying Without Wings by Westlife and performed with Shane Filan

Sam Bailey
Edge Of Glory by Lady Gaga
Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush
DUET: Any I’m Telling You by Jennifer Hudson and performed with Nicole Scherzinger

Bizarrely, Sam is performing her duet with Nicole. Of course, a duet with Sharon would have been odder. Clearly, the producers need to keep Shitsinger busy, or else she will be at the desk mainlining shiitake mushrooms.

And no X Factor final is complete without a Wee Westshoiter, this time it's the turn of 'The Bankrupt One'

We're going to need wine.

Aww bless her Nan.

Laughing at, "Is this your entertainment prison? Cuff me!"

Okay, I might have just got a little lump then.

Normal business resumes...!

Nan working hard for Loose there
And namechecked the Granda.

I'm loving the nan. Stick that up yer arse Christopher Maloney!

"I'm sorry I look so old...I don't want to embarrass you...."

Right there man right there.

Nan, I TOLD YOU TO WAIT IN THE CAR!

Is Sam nan poorly with the cord she holding in her hand?

If Nan keels over now, Screw loose has totally won. It's just like the Peter Kay thing.

WTF is it with the X Factor and nans?

Her nan "I'm sorry I look so old"

No Dermie, not 'Oh man', - 'Oh NAN'

Can she be NanScrewer?

I bet Nan's about four years younger than Shazza

Nan has just won this for Sam

Awww Sam's nan - I think I have something in my eye

Noel

I knew you lot would be caning the poor old nanna.

Evil bastards

At least she exists unlike Nanfuckers nan.

TSS Nanfucker's nan was totally a figment of his fevered imagination stuffed in his basement

I dread to think what Nanfucker could have accomplished with Derek Acorah at his side...

How do you know she's a really her nan? Bet she's a random Shreddie knitter they dragged off the street, having seen how well the Nans do in previous years...

Nanfucker's nan totally existed

Once he'd put on the wig, the tights...the funny voice. She was real.

Exactly Raah we only want bona fide Nana's on MN. Extra points if they're really, really old.

Nafucker's Nan was a scary-arse collage he'd made from pictures from Peoples Friend and FHM
Weird nekkid/Stannah combo.

Noel