X Factor- it's the FINAL this weekend! Three songs each, including a duet!

[Raahh]

I KNOW it is a little early, and most of the songs were leaked last week(and are on the last other thread) but I'm out tomorrow morning and cannot contain my excitement really

So here are the songs being sung on Saturday night.

Luke Friend
We Are Young by Fun
What Makes You Beautiful by Luke Friend
DUET: Anything Could Happen by and performed with Ellie Goudling

Nicholas McDonald
Candy by Robbie Williams
Angel by Sarah McLachlan
DUET: Flying Without Wings by Westlife and performed with Shane Filan

Sam Bailey
Edge Of Glory by Lady Gaga
Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush
DUET: Any I’m Telling You by Jennifer Hudson and performed with Nicole Scherzinger

Bizarrely, Sam is performing her duet with Nicole. Of course, a duet with Sharon would have been odder. Clearly, the producers need to keep Shitsinger busy, or else she will be at the desk mainlining shiitake mushrooms.

And no X Factor final is complete without a Wee Westshoiter, this time it's the turn of 'The Bankrupt One'

We're going to need wine.

I've just realised Luke's baby face reminds me of Taylor Hanson. I LOVED Taylor Hanson.

I really can't see people buying any of their records.

Actually, kids will buy Nicholas's and I suppose Nans' will buy Sam's.

Totes in THAT way, Noel
Ya big perve.
Lucky for him he doesn't have a functioning Nan, eh?

Ooo, nearly duvet time. God help us.

'Lo all. Been out socialising.

Has it been as bad as I imagined?

But how did Taylor hanson turn out? And WHERE IS HE NO?

mmm bop.. I loved mmm bop.

functioning nan

or even a non-functioning imaginary ,Nanfucker style nan.

calam

Yes.

succinct, TSS

YY, WHERE IS HE NO?

I HATED Mmm-bop. What a pile o'shite

Ooh. I thought you were abstaining maryz. Couldn't resist, eh?

Nononoes I can't think about Hanson now without reliving that godawful snippet of Hanson 'fan fiction' that I had the misfortune to read.

There's some sick sick puppies about.

possibly the worst final yet...In my opinion.

Coooo, but it drags, this.
No Yeo Valley. Not even a JL advert as yet.

Raahh, I've had a few glasses and she definitely looks gone to me.

I can tell you where he is, if you like?!

I still follow them!

He's got 5 kids and is married. They all are! GUTTED!

Raahh: I went yo Exeter university for a wedding once too. The kids very much approved of the grounds, and the many climbing trees. Then DS2 decided to drop his pants and have a wee on the lawn.

I think the 'final' should be on one night.

I do like Tom O'dell.

FIVE kids? Is that the Mormon/Amish/Other thing?

Even I have changed my hairstyle since Mmm Bop came out.

5 kids- wow!!

Tom sang with Shitty at the Children in need concert, iirc. It was a strange combo.

Your man with the 90s hair curtains looks embarrassed
As well he might