I'm a celebrity.

[neiljames77]

Who'll be the toxic, acidic character this year? There's always at least one. I don't usually watch the reality stuff but I quite like this.

A beef garland! Fucking hell!

Oh dear Jesus... SNOWING!!! That just nearly sent me into labour

I was going to get DH one of those Bear Grylls fire lighting set for Christmas but now I'm getting him a pack of Tampax Super and a box of matches.

Joey's classic weather comments are going to drive me nuts. Rather like Jade Goody's comments about East Angular!

TSS - completely agree! Who buys that shite?

Tbf , the Iceland ads will never be the same without Jason Donavon!

Thing is, Joey is like this on every
Program! Can't be that clever editing! Can it ;-)

Hope Wrighty likes the taste of kangaroo arse.
Dh has gone all judgey and declared it twaddle. So won't be watching much. Boo

I thought Steve Davis was Oz Clarke! Until DH told me.

And I thought David Emmanuel was a woman ( I was putting ironing away so watching with one eye)

Kangaroo arse? I thought they said it was a beef garland. I know which I'd prefer and it's not from Iceland.

Joeys hair is starting to rebel

David talking about himself in the 3rd person just makes me hate him even more.

Referring to yourself in the 3rd person knocks Wrighty off top speed dial slot.

Why is David talking about himself in the third person?

3rd person talk pisses me off

Absolutey Ann I hate that

Top drawer! Bring on tomorrow

Who IS David?

Can't wait.

David is a fashion designer, who together with his wife (how the hell he had a wife God only knows) designed Diana's wedding dress. Not something I would boast about, as it was a crumpled mess.

Matthew

Joey vs Mathew, Maryz.
David seems remarkably calm I think, he doesn't look easily fazed.

I hate Matthew. He's making me violent.