X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

She looks more like Dizzy Rascal every week.

Honestly, why do I BOTHER with the NN list

Wtaf does she look like!!!

Here we go screechy nose singing.

She's scaring me a bit.

And sounds the same, every week.

This weeks Guest Stylist is Andrea, from The Voice.

@ dizzy rascal

Her outfit is shocking. Very mary j blige 90's

That's the kind of outfit Martine McCutcheon would wear to the TV Quick Awards in 2001.

Proper chortle at Dizzee Rascal

Blocked nose

Blimey, the stylist obviously had the hump with Hannah this week. That suit is a shocker.

Come next week the woman will have entire combustion engines hanging from her ears. They get bigger every week.
Perhaps it's linked with the voice loss? They must be bashing the old throat summat cruel.

She forgot to put her neck on this evening appaz

Last week she was eating 15 p noodles was Hannah banana

I look at luke and think "isn't it past his bedtime"?

The suit is clearly a cast off of Poirot's

Put your tongue away!

Did she warm up with a bong?

What's with all the Bon Marche styling - cheap metal embellishments r us.

Her poor nicked neck

This is very boring and her voice sounds really croaky!

And I've got to be honest.. She cannot do sexy so she should do something else work in tescos as it just comes off a bit weird!

That face was so full of shit and arrogance

She managed more than £1s worth, thistle.

Noel that made me chuckle a little bit guiltily (not sure that is even a word)