X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

Did Bazza just slag off The Buble?

He's got a very sweet smile.
As a mum of an 18 year old ds I get all maternal toward the yooths.

Surely those rings of Nicole's are banned under the same legislation that banned knuckle dusters.

Swoosh - Kimberly Walsh?! Oh my god he does!!!

Nicole is talking shit, as usual

Is that flower thing on shitsingers head covering up the satellite to her mothership?

buble is a beanhead!!

Kimberley! That's the one.

Squoosh- Nicole or Nadine?

Sieve

Ah, he looked close to crying.

Yes that's why one of his Thread Nan's is KimberleyDoesntWash

not Nicole.... Kimberley!

Pass me the ear plugs. Cant cope with this ones screeching.

Yeah, we call him KimberleyDoesntWash except when we can't be arsed to type it all out.

Thread Nan's?

Thread NN's I meant

Can't stand Hannah

Bazza and Bubbles in a fight to the DETH

Sausage has been on a rest every friffing week. WTF will happen if she wins? And has to, you know, SING? As a JOB?

I thought that too Viva. Am now conflicted - LOVE both of them and now have to really decide whose side I'm on...

Lazy is making your latest single a carbon copy of a Mumford and Son's track, and not even one that they would release. Its about as good as a B side.

Oh good - another vocal rest job how would she cope on tour?? And how does she rehearse!

No- i think Bazza meant lazy as in laid back. So the songs are fairly effortless, whereas Kimbo was trying too hard,and was too fast.

I do like a Samsung tab

When a Onsie makes you look like a leopard skin sausage than the Onsie should stay at home.

Oh I like Hannah