X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

Mmmm. Do we NEED another Claggy/RhiRhi/Xtina/Leona/Whoever though? We have enough. We have SPARES in case of zombie attack. We're all set.
Ta ever so, but no.

Diary: my GP insisted I'd just get used to it. But no. I just lost about 10kg from not being able to eat and have myself scars before the GP finally relented and agreed that it possibly isn't the drug for me. Sadly I didn't get to feel floaty, or not in pain.

She was so dull we're all more interested in tramadol!

enough of the nan!

Thanks for the flattering bingowings nan shot.

Poor nan.

Why has Carlton joined JLS?

Who has he replaced??

Our neighbours have just started watching on +1. Their TV is so fucking LOUD

Nan looked proper bo in the audience then.

Did I just hear, JLS's GREATEST HITS?

You've got to be kidding me.

Bet it's proper awkward with her and Loose Screw backstage.

Ah, it's Public School Scissorhands next. Yay. Or not.

I thought they'd made it illegal to have questions so easy that it was essentially a lottery. But the xfactor competition questions are so easy a toddler could get them right.

Facebook - shout spoilers through the wall

I'm very sad about JLS breaking up, as I've only just figured out how to pronounce Oritse

'Theyre all shit' is hardly a spoiler, sue.

Sue

Croody-Kimbo next? He'll be another prime example of the Carn't then.

whats his song? i carn't think what it sounds like

'Let her go' brings back Voice flashbacks.

Great idea. I've just been to knock but the TV is so loud they can't hear me...

Who on earth are they going to bus in to sing with this lot, in the finals?
They've surely run out of goodwill/blackmail. It'll have to be past winners.

I have an SCS confession story. When we were toilet training DS2 we were looking at carpet in SCS and he came up to tell us he'd done a poo. So I took him to the toilet and did what I could. On the way out the shop we noticed that he'd left a trail of runny poo in the shop round all the ugly sofas.

I did try to clean it up with baby wipes, but it was incredibly embarrassing.

snice - it sounds like David Beckham singing into one of them telephones made from cans and string.

Is it 'bring the parents to work' night?

Pinhead has been on the steroids. Scary.