La-la-la-la can't hear you Hexagon1 
Anyway, ladies, hello, I've just missed the whole of New Year (though I can still hear the war zone of fireworks resounding around...sheesh, I have a sleeping child, shut up, will you?! 
) because I've been reading this entire thread and literally weeping with laughter at some of it!
I realise I'm right at the back of the queue here but yes, I fancy Justin ("you sign...horny housewife") as well. Don't really know what it is (though I agree, he does seem to be doing some pretty coy faces to camera for the mummies in the new stuff, bless him) and it's not even that sexual. I just want to cuddle him. He seems so nice, and he may have been having a bad day yesterday, after god knows how long doing 2 shows a day in panto, but I think the Waitrose story shows his true colours, not many people would do something that altruistic. So I'm also waving the battered and rather tatty flag with pride.
Anyway, I've really enjoyed reading all your posts. I usually have an early night at new year as the whole thing is just depressing, so thank you! I've only very recently discovered the Joy of Justin, and CBeebies in general, as my 2-y-o DD wasn't interested in telly until a couple of months ago, but now she's completely obsessed. She loves Mr Tumble and joins in with the signing, trots about singing the SS theme tune to herself and everything. But apart from the crush, I think Justin is very, very talented and does a great thing with the children with additional needs. Though we did have an annoying V-Tech toy with his voice on that seemed to be forever going "Sunny day" in an extremely irritating nasal fashion, so I sent it to the charity shop. Sorry. It was a blip. I didn't know who he was at that point. Let's say no more about it.
Oh, and I'm a single mum too and had my youngest (DD) on my own as well, so Shambles you have my sympathy. Never really knew her dad and the more I know, the less I want to. He's from Reading. Not all men from Reading are lying, manipulative sh*ts, then? Lol! 
Hope I can join in your chat.
P.S. Sid scares the feck out of me. Those facial expressions! Eek!