THE VOICE is back- 7.10pm- the battles continue!

[Raahh]

So,after a week off sampling the delights off European muzak, (the love/pain/spain shoe bloke was robbed)- the Voice is back,for the last shouting battle rounds.
Cheese-earplugs at the ready, wrap dresses and pleather optional.

And it's early again, just to confuse us.
It's on for OVER TWO HOURS!

Are we ready??

In the manner of Gervasian, can we have work Izzard in there somehow?

I have no cleb story

I met Neil Hannon off of the Divine Comedy once. Hung around the stage door of the Olympia for hours.

Not rock & roll either

Do you want one of mine? Dave Ghrol felt my boob. You can have that one.

Oooh, tell us the Courtney Love story?

I have shagged Kirstie Allsopp's brother, the one who was shacked up for a bit with old Lovers.
Luckily, I got there first.

Spock, Danny salutes you

I love this song.

karl looks like he escaped from a late 80s boyband

I predict Jessie will cry and flap her hands saying "oh god, oh god". No one will care.

Nadeem is way better

I turned down dinner with David Bowie - is that a sleb fail story?

I love this song too. I like Mod Spock best.

Bored. Don't care any more. Pick one.

WHY would you do that? WHY?

Paul Daniels chatted to me at a bar once.

Oh fuck off Jessie. people will buy any old shite.

Yes, I LOVE coco's Love Story. And I need to hear the Bowie one!

Rod Hull was my mate's Grandad

Considering the state of her plait I'm not surprised she's had it all off.
Or is it a nasty stick on? In which case I suspect Mule.

People buy your records jes. No accounting for taste.

It's not a misery competition. It's a singing competition. Idiot.

CL was being particularly obnoxious backstage at a Nirvana gig, (ohh get me). I was sittting trying to get off with Teenage Fanclub and she saw me roll my eyes and pulled my hair . So I knocked her on her arse.

I have no cleb story.

I have slept with someone thats been on Jeremy Kyle though

But Chubs, the Una Stubbs reference circles back nicely to the tales of shitting on Ringo.

Well, shitting on some lucky soul.

There will be tears