The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

Him and JJ in her pleather, Boffles. The Canesten Twins.

How the fuck can they turn for this screetcher but not the kid before!

Oh come on, where's the beardy weirdys?

The 80 yr old part time exotic dancers?

He's like a paler Peter Andre.

I tell you - he bounced the SHIT out of that invisible basketball.

Ds (2) has just sang the exact same note that Tom turned on. Then covered his ears!

Mia- you have brought your child up well

Oh look, Danny. Musical theatre.

I want another joy of sex couple. I feel cheated.

Danny didn't spot THAT musical theatre, did he? Twat.

FRESH!

are we counting how many times Danny says 'you know'?

Joy of sex couple were ace!!

Remember last year the one that was a cocky Joseph, prepared to disappoint literally DOZENS of fans by ducking out of a theatre run? What will become of this bloke's play?

Danny really must have no friends, I kind of pity him now.

Very fresh, very new, Danny? Yeah, if this is 1994.

Toms face is the same colour as his chair. It just looks likes 2 eyes and a mouth suspended in the air

Yy, bring on the out-there oddballs. They're all a bit samey so far.

PMSL did Danny just say he was gifted?! Maybe the are playing different music through the TV because they are hearing something I'm not.

Go Danny- cos he is lying, and doesn't want you at all

Why is he hold the mic right to his lips. Pisses me right off that!

I liked the music. And the eroticism, glaikit.

snort at canesten and danny not making a musical theatre comment

Is he related to the St Pedro d'Andre?

And why all the dramatic decision making?

Danny's got friends. There's the bloke who is wedged into the carousel booth for a start.